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This Picture of Me Was Taken Last Evening At Thanksgiving Dinner By My Neighbor's Wife  

Patti_Kake 45F
604 posts
11/25/2016 4:53 pm
This Picture of Me Was Taken Last Evening At Thanksgiving Dinner By My Neighbor's Wife

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I find it very flattering ... BUT ...

You'll never guess what was going on as she grabbed her camera and took this picture.




Go ahead, guess!

I dare anyone to come up with the correct answer


* p.s. Someone did!

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Come and visit me on my Blog, "Patti's (Blog) Page"Patti_Kake


Patti_Kake 45F
681 posts
11/25/2016 4:56 pm

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Good luck guessing!

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Come and visit me on my Blog, "Patti's (Blog) Page"Patti_Kake


notsure1949 75M
10657 posts
11/25/2016 4:56 pm

someone was not eating turkey


Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 5:30 pm:
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Your mind is in the gutter, shorty!

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Smoothshaft702 53M  
31 posts
11/25/2016 5:08 pm

looking at the turkey being taken out of the oven?


Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 5:33 pm:
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I suppose if the oven was on the ceiling one might guess that!

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benard69 66M/66F  

11/25/2016 5:13 pm

Someone was on there knees enjoying your Wishbone!


Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 5:36 pm:
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This one has to be from the male!

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milesdeep13905 62M

11/25/2016 5:13 pm

You where playing with yourself


Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 5:39 pm:
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Played too much hockey, I'll bet!

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Looknfind18 71M  
4379 posts
11/25/2016 5:14 pm

she probably just complimented you on how lovely you look


Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 5:41 pm:
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She was laughing too hard to be able to do anything but take a picture.

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pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
11/25/2016 5:20 pm

Making a wish before blowing out candles.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 5:44 pm:
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My birthday is in May, so that's a "No."

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igotplentytogive 48M
1358 posts
11/25/2016 6:03 pm

you were taking a tryptophan induced nap... snoring included.


Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 6:17 pm:
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No. In fact I hadn't even gotten to the turkey yet. I had just taken a small sample bite of some turnips which were offered, as I had never tried them before in my life.

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boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
11/25/2016 6:24 pm

Very pretty pic! You were saying whew after having your clit tickled under the table?


Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 6:31 pm:
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Another one with his mind in the gutter!

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hdm5141965 59M
36 posts
11/25/2016 6:47 pm

You were enjoying the taste of something that you ate at the dinner table. It wasn't the turkey yet so perhaps it was the turnips or something else being served for dinner.


Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 6:52 pm:
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Believe me, I wasn't enjoying the turnips or anything else at that moment, but it did provide a bit of comic relief for everyone at the table.

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s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
11/25/2016 8:13 pm

Getting ready to pack you up for the winter?

Using more than all the road!


Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 8:24 pm:
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If that's your guess, it makes absolutely no sense to me.

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affdude10 53M

11/25/2016 8:55 pm

You were looking for a glass of water or something else to wash down the spicy taste of what you were eating.


Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 1:54 am:
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No, that's not it.

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northshoretake2 50M  
1626 posts
11/25/2016 10:42 pm

It was something extremely hot (not spicy) ... like right out of the pan or microwave.

You were doing that rapid cooling thing ... where you take short, quick breaths to cool the food.

Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.


Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 1:58 am:
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I was taking short, quick breaths, but not because the food was hot.

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Ienjoythetaste 75M
2560 posts
11/26/2016 1:37 am

You had just spotted a parsnip on the serving dish shaped like a cock and ball nestling up against another vegetable which looked like a woman's parts

“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Much like this site

Visit my Blog for my adventures.


Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 2:00 am:
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No, my mind's eye is not perverted like yours.

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golfer8263 60M  
81 posts
11/26/2016 2:08 am

from the previous clues ill guess your body reacted like you were having an orgasm?
little shudder n quiver action?


Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 4:12 am:
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And that would initiate laughter from a group of educated and mature people sitting down at a Thanksgiving dinner?

Obviously, your comprehension of the "clues" is overshadowed by your perverse nature.


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mc_justmc 63M

11/26/2016 5:20 am

Exhaling a fake drag off of a fake cigarette, or doing the Lamaze breathing exercise.


Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 5:55 am:
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Those examples may elicit spontaneous laughter at your dinner table, but it certainly wasn't the case at the one I was at.

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affdude10 53M

11/26/2016 7:07 am

One last try here. You were having the hiccups. In other words spasms of the esaphaugas due to the spiciness of the food.


Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 8:29 am:
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And We Have a WINNER ! ! ! ! !


You guessed it, dude! I started to hiccup uncontrollably and breathing in and out rapidly finally made them stop. My hiccups are very high-pitched and loud, which in this instance to those that never heard them before, caused laughter which brought many to tears!

Congratulations on guessing correctly and my thanks to everyone who made a guess ..... even the perverts!


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oldpervct 65M

11/26/2016 9:10 am

The last guest left


Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 9:21 am:
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No, and it was guessed correctly by someone several comments before yours.

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Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
11/26/2016 9:14 am

Ready to sing a song??


Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 9:23 am:
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No, and you're a little late. It was guessed correctly by someone several comments before yours.

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coffeemate2015 66M  
7 posts
11/27/2016 7:25 am

Hmmmm, thinking about spitting those turnips out, but had no place to spit them?


Patti_Kake replies on 11/27/2016 9:27 am:
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Thanks for offering your guess, but the correct answer was given about 24 hours before yours.

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windsjohn 72M  
798 posts
11/29/2016 8:02 am

I'm guessing you shook violently like when the cold winds hit you


Patti_Kake replies on 11/29/2016 12:34 pm:
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And I'm knowing that you failed to read the "p.s."

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affdude10 53M

11/29/2016 8:32 pm

Yeah, I won.


Patti_Kake replies on 11/30/2016 5:45 am:
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Yes, you did!

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daVinci58 65M
1364 posts
11/30/2016 5:49 pm

Even with the 'hiccups' still adorably cute... Love the soft filtering and it certainly is a very flattering photo!


Patti_Kake replies on 12/1/2016 5:36 am:
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Thanks, daVinci.

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HowzAboutFun4Us 59M  
122 posts
12/1/2016 11:34 am

guessing 'twas a burp or a fart..... turnips will do that to a girl, i hear...


Patti_Kake replies on 12/2/2016 5:09 am:
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No, and it was already guessed correctly.

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heartshapedcock2 40M

12/17/2016 3:53 pm

Your lips look like they'd be very fun to kiss...


Patti_Kake replies on 12/17/2016 8:12 pm:
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I don't believe I've ever heard that from anyone before ... but then again, with all things considered, it really doesn't matter.

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