604 posts 11/25/2016 4:53 pm
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This Picture of Me Was Taken Last Evening At Thanksgiving Dinner By My Neighbor's Wife .
I find it very flattering ... BUT ...
You'll never guess what was going on as she grabbed her camera and took this picture.
Go ahead, guess!
I dare anyone to come up with the correct answer
* p.s. Someone did!
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681 posts 11/25/2016 4:56 pm |
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Good luck guessing!
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10657 posts 11/25/2016 4:56 pm |
someone was not eating turkey
Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 5:30 pm: .
Your mind is in the gutter, shorty!
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31 posts 11/25/2016 5:08 pm |
looking at the turkey being taken out of the oven?
Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 5:33 pm: .
I suppose if the oven was on the ceiling one might guess that!
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11/25/2016 5:13 pm
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Someone was on there knees enjoying your Wishbone!
Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 5:36 pm: .
This one has to be from the male!
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11/25/2016 5:13 pm
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You where playing with yourself
Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 5:39 pm: .
Played too much hockey, I'll bet!
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4379 posts 11/25/2016 5:14 pm |
she probably just complimented you on how lovely you look
Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 5:41 pm: .
She was laughing too hard to be able to do anything but take a picture.
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6466 posts 11/25/2016 5:20 pm |
Making a wish before blowing out candles.
Pagan Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 5:44 pm: .
My birthday is in May, so that's a "No."
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1358 posts 11/25/2016 6:03 pm |
you were taking a tryptophan induced nap... snoring included.
Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 6:17 pm: .
No. In fact I hadn't even gotten to the turkey yet. I had just taken a small sample bite of some turnips which were offered, as I had never tried them before in my life.
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8322 posts 11/25/2016 6:24 pm |
Very pretty pic! You were saying whew after having your clit tickled under the table?
Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 6:31 pm: .
Another one with his mind in the gutter!
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36 posts 11/25/2016 6:47 pm |
You were enjoying the taste of something that you ate at the dinner table. It wasn't the turkey yet so perhaps it was the turnips or something else being served for dinner.
Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 6:52 pm: .
Believe me, I wasn't enjoying the turnips or anything else at that moment, but it did provide a bit of comic relief for everyone at the table.
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9800 posts 11/25/2016 8:13 pm |
Getting ready to pack you up for the winter?
Using more than all the road!
Patti_Kake replies on 11/25/2016 8:24 pm: .
If that's your guess, it makes absolutely no sense to me.
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11/25/2016 8:55 pm
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You were looking for a glass of water or something else to wash down the spicy taste of what you were eating.
Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 1:54 am: .
No, that's not it.
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1626 posts 11/25/2016 10:42 pm |
It was something extremely hot (not spicy) ... like right out of the pan or microwave.
You were doing that rapid cooling thing ... where you take short, quick breaths to cool the food.
Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.
Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 1:58 am: .
I was taking short, quick breaths, but not because the food was hot.
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2560 posts 11/26/2016 1:37 am |
You had just spotted a parsnip on the serving dish shaped like a cock and ball nestling up against another vegetable which looked like a woman's parts
“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Much like this site Visit my Blog for my adventures.
Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 2:00 am: .
No, my mind's eye is not perverted like yours.
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81 posts 11/26/2016 2:08 am |
from the previous clues ill guess your body reacted like you were having an orgasm? little shudder n quiver action?
Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 4:12 am: .
And that would initiate laughter from a group of educated and mature people sitting down at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Obviously, your comprehension of the "clues" is overshadowed by your perverse nature.
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11/26/2016 5:20 am
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Exhaling a fake drag off of a fake cigarette, or doing the Lamaze breathing exercise.
Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 5:55 am: .
Those examples may elicit spontaneous laughter at your dinner table, but it certainly wasn't the case at the one I was at.
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11/26/2016 7:07 am
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One last try here. You were having the hiccups. In other words spasms of the esaphaugas due to the spiciness of the food.
Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 8:29 am: .
And We Have a WINNER ! ! ! ! !
You guessed it, dude! I started to hiccup uncontrollably and breathing in and out rapidly finally made them stop. My hiccups are very high-pitched and loud, which in this instance to those that never heard them before, caused laughter which brought many to tears!
Congratulations on guessing correctly and my thanks to everyone who made a guess ..... even the perverts!
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11/26/2016 9:10 am
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The last guest left
Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 9:21 am: .
No, and it was guessed correctly by someone several comments before yours.
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96137 posts 11/26/2016 9:14 am |
Ready to sing a song??
Patti_Kake replies on 11/26/2016 9:23 am: .
No, and you're a little late. It was guessed correctly by someone several comments before yours.
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7 posts 11/27/2016 7:25 am |
Hmmmm, thinking about spitting those turnips out, but had no place to spit them?
Patti_Kake replies on 11/27/2016 9:27 am: .
Thanks for offering your guess, but the correct answer was given about 24 hours before yours.
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798 posts 11/29/2016 8:02 am |
I'm guessing you shook violently like when the cold winds hit you
Patti_Kake replies on 11/29/2016 12:34 pm: .
And I'm knowing that you failed to read the "p.s."
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11/29/2016 8:32 pm
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Yeah, I won.
Patti_Kake replies on 11/30/2016 5:45 am: .
Yes, you did!
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1364 posts 11/30/2016 5:49 pm |
Even with the 'hiccups' still adorably cute... Love the soft filtering and it certainly is a very flattering photo!
Patti_Kake replies on 12/1/2016 5:36 am: .
Thanks, daVinci.
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122 posts 12/1/2016 11:34 am |
guessing 'twas a burp or a fart..... turnips will do that to a girl, i hear...
Patti_Kake replies on 12/2/2016 5:09 am: .
No, and it was already guessed correctly.
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12/17/2016 3:53 pm
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Your lips look like they'd be very fun to kiss...
Patti_Kake replies on 12/17/2016 8:12 pm: .
I don't believe I've ever heard that from anyone before ... but then again, with all things considered, it really doesn't matter.
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