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Blogs > rick315875 > The Storyteller

Just the other day!  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
3/5/2019 11:55 am

Last Read:
3/5/2019 3:30 pm
Just the other day!

I was at Walmart. Saw this chick! Super hot! Looking mighty tasty! I came all up on her. Banged it all up against her! I said, hi! Do you mind, can I ask you a question? She said, yes. I said, I was wondering, if I could lick you all over! She was taken aback! What an outrageous thing to ask! I quickly said, putting my fingertips to my lips. Oh my, I'm so sorry, baby! I didn't mean it that way! I was just being honest that I think you are so beautiful! She felt the sincerity in my voice; in my presence. How I was all up close to her. That I just thought she was so super hot! She stripped off her clothes right there and said, oh my God, lick me all over! We fell onto the floor. I began licking and sucking on her. A crowd gathered to watch. They surrounded us. To protect us. Let us go crazy on each other. But the cameras above saw what was going on. The<b> police </font></b>were called. They shove their way through the crowd. They handcuffed us. Dragged us away naked. The crowd booed! Calling them ass holes!

They threw us in the same cell. Naked! So, we kept licking and sucking and fucking each other. They had to come in and pull us apart. Throw us in different cells. And just to piss them off. I squirt my huge load on the cop's face! We ended up having to pay a steep fine.
rick315875 65M

3/5/2019 3:30 pm
    Quoting  :
thanks yes that's my fav line too


rick315875 65M

3/5/2019 3:29 pm
    Quoting HoHowdy:
    Sounds like Walmarts around here.
yes Walmart is a wild and crazy place


rick315875 65M

3/5/2019 3:25 pm
    Quoting ltrskr:
    No, but it's a great story!
0f course it's just my imaginary mind wild and crazy!


HoHowdy 62M
1279 posts
3/5/2019 2:32 pm

 Sounds like Walmarts around here.


ltrskr 75M
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3/5/2019 2:06 pm
    Quoting rick315875:
    Can you believe this happened to me just the other day!
No, but it's a great story!


rick315875 65M

3/5/2019 1:13 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    You have a very imaginative mind my friend, now that's the way to get arrested..
Thanks my friend. Yes quite the wild and crazy story. But it's so much fun to just write something wild and crazy completely absurd! Have a wonderful week.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
3/5/2019 12:49 pm

 You have a very imaginative mind my friend, now that's the way to get arrested..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


rick315875 65M

3/5/2019 12:12 pm

 Can you believe this happened to me just the other day!


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