13314 posts 10/17/2017 7:31 pm
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10/28/2017 2:06 am
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It's Halloween! Hooray!
I dress up in my costume, and take a walk down my street. I walk up the driveway and knock on their door. Trick or treat! He greets me, and invites me in. He pulls out his sugar daddy and I immediately suck on it! I thank him.
I walk up to the next house, and knock on their door. Trick or treat! He invites me in. He offers me his Tootsie Roll. I gladly accept!
The next house, I knock. He opens the door. Trick or treat! But he doesn't invite me in. He just sticks his candy in my mouth. I suck on it.
I approach the next house, he is out on his lawn waiting for me with his candy. It's a lollipop and a vanilla flavored pudding cup. He sticks his lollipop in my mouth and then pours his vanilla pudding down my throat. I thank him!
The next house. He greets me in the middle of the street with his candy hanging out. I suck on it with neighbors peering out their windows. A line forms behind him. They offer me their candy to suck on.
I thank them all and head home! I live in such a wonderful neighborhood with such wonderful friendly neighbors.
But before I could get home. A police car pulls up. They get out and tackle me down to the ground. They shove their candy down my throat. I thank them, when they are done. They release me, and let me go home. I love my police, they serve and protect me.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving and then Christmas! And of course, there's New Year's! I love all the holidays throughout the year. My neighbors always wanting to celebrate with me!
Trick or treat! Treat! Desire escalates!
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10/19/2017 8:41 am
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10/17/2017 7:39 pm
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I told you I've got to write some crazy ass shit!
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10/17/2017 7:36 pm
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Damn dude what the fuck!
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