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Hey You! Why.... Yes!! all means, please DO just randomly walk into my office while I'm on the phone and start loudly talking about work shit. I just *love* it when people do this to me! Makes my WHOLE day!! What's that??? You didn't realize I was on the phone??? Absolutely!! Keep right on loudly exclaiming how sorry you are to interrupt my phone conversation! I don't mind at all.... Yah... We all work with the fucktards that just don't seem to get it. They are oblivious to everything and anything that isn't in some way directly related to what they are doing at that precise moment in time. Everyone Stop Everything!! I'm in the room and I want your attention. I don't often talk about the class division between the coworkers and the employees I work with. To me? They are all part of my team. I work with and for them all in a lot of aspects of my job. I treat them all with the same level of respect because, regardless of whether you are stocking a shelf or leading a department, you are necessary in our process. Here's the thing though.... There are very noticeable differences between the peeps I call employees and the peeps I call coworkers. The employees tend to be the ones who don't have any sense of decorum when it comes to office etiquette. I hear about sex lives, bathroom moments, court cases, and pretty much everything I don't want to know about a person on the daily. What's that?? Your was caught shoplifting and you bitched out the loss prevention guy because he "should have warned him first"?? For fuck's sake... You MUST take up the first 45 minutes of my day going over the blow--blow of what happened! Hells bells.... I didn't need to attend that mandatory zoom meeting on our new benefit structure. Your story was SO MUCH MORE useful to me! So, yes... My guess is, if you are still reading my drivel today, you've figured out that I'm having a bad day. My head hurts, and I'm so tired.... You know it's bad when I'm sitting here in my office with the door shut to ward off the masses so that I may unleash my frustrations into my blog. Even as I sit here now, typing away, the most annoying man on earth has parked himself out in the hallway outside my office so that he can carry loud conversations with employees who have shit to do and can't get him without having to politely participate in the conversations. He's looking for 3 pallets of sidewalk salt. He's definitely going to find those pallets back here in the OFFICES! It's taking every ounce of strength to not open my door and yell at him to... Shut the fuck up! Ugh... |
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Would you like me to feel you?? LOL 
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At the office there is never enough time for good office sex!
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Yes, I was.... day 6 and I still feel fine!.... would you like to feel? After 14 days of course!! LOL
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I'm with you. Add to the list office politics, no one knows how to do anything and multi hour lunch decisions.
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Ok, you realize you need to pay your dues for “Asinine Magnets All Day Long”. I paid mine in pennies. Just to be difficult. Oh and yelling “shut the fuck up” is allowed. Just print a card saying “hello I have been diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome, motherplucker”.
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2/25/2021 2:23 pm |
At the office there is never enough time for good office sex! Please become an Apollo602021 blog follower!
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Yikes! We're you exposed to someone who tested positive?
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I'm with you. Add to the list office politics, no one knows how to do anything and multi hour lunch decisions.
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Ok, you realize you need to pay your dues for “Asinine Magnets All Day Long”. I paid mine in pennies. Just to be difficult. Oh and yelling “shut the fuck up” is allowed. Just print a card saying “hello I have been diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome, motherplucker”. My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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I work with a bunch of inconsiderate pieces of shit.
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There r better ways...if u have access. It's legal here. I've tried consumables; you know, those you eat —and in this case, an oil dropper. 🤔 Really calming and very relaxing without the drama. And... you're (I was) in total control. I know... it's not a natural solution, but it's one that has worked for me. 😊 I'm not a huge fan of disappearing with a drink. This, is a lucid alternative. It's just an opinion. ❗❗😎
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I think it's a product of the me me me, participation trophy generation!!! 
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I think it's a product of the me me me, participation trophy generation!!!
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There r better ways...if u have access. It's legal here. I've tried consumables; you know, those you eat —and in this case, an oil dropper. 🤔 Really calming and very relaxing without the drama. And... you're (I was) in total control. I know... it's not a natural solution, but it's one that has worked for me. 😊 I'm not a huge fan of disappearing with a drink. This, is a lucid alternative. It's just an opinion. ❗❗😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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2/24/2021 6:35 pm |
I work with a bunch of inconsiderate pieces of shit.
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Take you long hot bath and have a hot cup of tea. I am sorry you are having a bad day
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One of my pet peeves is having to listen to people who like the sound of their own voice
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Damn, I bet you wish NOW you had paid extra for an ejector button!* *I love this post for not being about drama in Blogland.
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Some people lack the basic ability to sense what's going on outwith their own sphere of consciousness.......and merit nothing better than a swift kick to the chuckies.
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Damn, I bet you wish NOW you had paid extra for an ejector button!* *I love this post for not being about drama in Blogland. Elevate me... 
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Some people lack the basic ability to sense what's going on outwith their own sphere of consciousness.......and merit nothing better than a swift kick to the chuckies.
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One of my pet peeves is having to listen to people who like the sound of their own voice
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Take you long hot bath and have a hot cup of tea. I am sorry you are having a bad day The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness. 
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Do you need a hug?.... me too! Hopefully it is better for you tomorrow! I'm stuck home on quarantine!
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Do you need a hug?.... me too! Hopefully it is better for you tomorrow! I'm stuck home on quarantine!
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