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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Put me out of my misery....  

secret_lade 50F
14363 posts
10/22/2019 2:40 pm
Put me out of my misery....

How many times can one person<b> bite </font></b>their lip in the SAME exact spot before they become permanently deformed?!?

One?

Two??

How about 15 ....

Over the course of yesterday and today, I think I've bit the corner of my lip about 15 times.

It is HURTING like a bitch!!

My eye hasn't stopped watering since I bit into it last, a few minutes ago, and pretty sure my lid is still twitching.

To an outsider I probably look like I'm experiencing the beginning symptoms of a stroke or something.

drooping.... Check!

Loss of vision in one eye..... Check!

Inability to form words.... Check!

Now how am I going to enjoy my Kraft Caramels?!? Cripe....

secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
10/31/2019 3:34 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Oooooo.... Kraft Caramel! It's been AGES since I've had those.
    Are they still as good as I remember them? 🤔 🎃
Absolutely!! Yummo!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/30/2019 8:57 pm

 Oooooo.... Kraft Caramel! It's been AGES since I've had those.
Are they still as good as I remember them? 🤔 🎃


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
10/23/2019 3:33 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I don't bite my lip, but I accidentally bit the inside of my cheek last week, that hurt bad!
I end up doing that too.... I have a couple of jankety teeth that stick out a hair and always seem to catch just enough skin to cause me to bite my lip/cheek. Drives me insane.


mc_justmc 64M

10/22/2019 6:00 pm

 I don't bite my lip, but I accidentally bit the inside of my cheek last week, that hurt bad!


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