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The Great Escape
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The Great Escape You may recall, the ex-husband has a collection of farm animals that run wild about his yard. The farm animals think they are pets. As usual, the chickens came running as soon as I pulled into the driveway to drop my off before work. Why they come running? I have no idea.... My best guess is they've learned this behavior from watching my lumber out to my car each time he sees me. I was in kind of a hurry so I stood in the open door of my car and filled my ex in on my schedule for the week, what days she would need to stay at his house and what days I would have both . Now, I was almost to the store when I started hearing a scratching noise from the back of my car. Scratch.... Scratch.... Scratch..... Having watched way to many scary movies the past few days, I immediately assumed some kind of entity was in my car, waiting for it's chance to possess my soul. Scratch.... Scratch.... Scratch.... Startled, I screamed aloud when I felt something touch my arm while I was slowing to turn into the store parking lot. It was a fucking chicken. In a million years, I never thought I would ever have to use the excuse "I'm going to be late for work today, there is a chicken in my car." |
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Boasted chicken. Mmmmmm. People are strange when you're a stranger."
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I'd a made them walk back! Using more than all the road!
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With your scary movies . . . I'll BET you about jumped out of your skin . . . but ya gotta admit . . . it IS kinda funny looking back at the whole thing . . . besides . . . cheap dinner 
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10/18/2016 8:22 pm |
That makes dinner easy if they just run right up to you!
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Too funny... Reminds me of the time I was hung over and saw a mouse run up the passenger seat of my car - at first, I thought I was seeing things due to being hung over - then I saw it again and slammed on the breaks as I almost plowed into the car in front of me! 😀
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Having watched way to many scary movies Exactly and I'll bet it will taste like . . . chicken  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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hahahahaha love this story.
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