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Things I've learned  

justplayin16061 54F
259 posts
7/17/2016 3:43 pm
Things I've learned


I'm heading home from a week long vacation with three friends. There are about 2 hours between me and my house. It's been a long day traveling and I'm getting a little stir crazy. I'm realizing that this turned out to be an educational trip. Here's some of what I've learned.

Alpine coasters are kind of terrifying, pee before you get on.

Zorbing is best done on an empty stomach.

Redheads are prone to heat exhaustion.

Moonshine Mimosas are incredible!

Moonshine fudge is pretty darn good too.

There's really not much to see from the Gatlinburg Space Needle.

I'm not in good enough shape to keep up with 3 long legged women.

Black bears can have triplets.

Black bears are a lot faster than they look.

Friends with longer legs will leave you for bear food.

Moonshine margaritas help you forgive people.

There is something magical in rafting river rapids.

Some of this worlds most talented artists work with the simplest materials and make them into the magnificent.

Some of us just aren't supposed to toast marshmallows, some of us are just supposed to be consumers.

Eating Moonshine soaked marshmallows won't improve your toasting skills. The do lessen the sting of charring 8 in a row though.

It was a great trip,, with some great women. I was drug out of my comfort zone more than one once. A week away can cure a lot, and moonshine can help with the rest.

hrdallnght4u 67M

7/17/2016 4:48 pm

It sounds like You had a very good time..That's awesome..

You can't expect to be Old & Wise..If You were never Young & Crazy!!!


pureromnce 58M
324 posts
7/17/2016 4:48 pm

Sounds about perfect. Hope you have a second week off to recover


BrownEyedBBW 55F  
8831 posts
7/17/2016 4:53 pm

Black bears are a lot faster than they look.

Yes, yes they are . A student from my alma mater was partially eaten by a bear. He and a couple of buddies were out hiking and when they were warned that a beaar was in the area they decided they wanted to get a picture of it. They all panicked and ran in separate directions and the bear followed and caught one of them.

Bears, they ain't like Yogi.


hrdallnght4u 67M

7/17/2016 4:56 pm

There is one thing I learned from reading this blog.. You have a fine ass..

You can't expect to be Old & Wise..If You were never Young & Crazy!!!


txslowpoke 70M  
2557 posts
7/17/2016 5:03 pm

that was a great read... it sounds as if alot more blogs could come from that trip


lookinghard6669 58M
365 posts
7/17/2016 6:16 pm

I am so glad it was a good trip!!!


big54al 69M
2259 posts
7/17/2016 6:32 pm

Funny!


182east 66M
1295 posts
7/18/2016 2:43 pm

Waoh bears and moonshine YIPES!
So funny I just watched a video on the local news where this guy on Hemlock lake(15 miles from here)has a video of this big black bear swimming along side his boat in the lake..really cool..
Hey those bears are VERY fast but you do not have to be able to out run them..just be able to out run your friends or sadly in your case..your friends out running you!!


Nikolye1 34M
10 posts
7/20/2016 1:38 pm

Hilarious... its good that you learned a few things!

happym;happym;happym;


rskinney62 62M

10/5/2016 12:51 pm

Sounds like a fun vacation! I was just visiting with a coworker who had been down south on vacation & was commenting on how good the moonshine was!

Visit my blog @ rskinney62 & have a SEXY day!!


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