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Moron IQ Quiz
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Moron IQ Quiz Here's something to put a smile on our faces to start this week off on the right foot ! I forgot to post it yesterday I like to start my week off with a joke or two hope you enjoy this. just copy then paste it in your comment box then answer they says.. The Moron IQ Test! Study each question carefully, then choose the answer that seems "most" correct (TRUE or FALSE) and mark an "X" (just like you sign your name) on the appropriate line at the right. A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels ____TRUE____FALSE A G-string is a part of a violin ____TRUE____FALSE Semen is another word for sailor ____TRUE____FALSE Anus is the latin word for "yearly" ____TRUE____FALSE Testicles are found on an octopus ____TRUE____FALSE Asphalt describes rectal troubles ____TRUE____FALSE Masturbate is used to catch a large fish ____TRUE____FALSE kotex is a radio station in Bryan, Tx ____TRUE____FALSE Coitus is a musical instrument ____TRUE____FALSE Fetus is a character on gunsmoke ____TRUE____FALSE An umbilical cord is part of a parachute ____TRUE____FALSE A condom is an apartment complex ____TRUE____FALSE Orgasm - accompanies the choir at church ____TRUE____FALSE A diaphram is a drawing in geometry ____TRUE____FALSE A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle ____TRUE____FALSE Erection - when the Japanese vote for their new government ____TRUE____FALSE A lesbian is a person from the middle east ____TRUE____FALSE Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass____TRUE____FALSE Genitals are people of non-jewish faith ____TRUE____FALSE Douche is the Italian word for "twelve" ____TRUE____FALSE An enema is someone who is not your friend ____TRUE____FALSE Ovaries are a french egg dish made with cheese____TRUE____FALSE Scrotum is a small planet near Venus ____TRUE____FALSE ============================================================================================================================ 50 Years Of Bad Sex! Grandpa and Grandma were sitting a the table. Grandma gets up suddenly, rolls up her newspaper and proceeds to slap Grandpa upside the head. He says, "What was that for?" Grandma says, "That's for 50 years of bad sex." Grandpa sits there muttering, rolls up his newspaper, and goes over and slaps Grandma upside the head. She says, "Now what's that for?" He says, "That's for knowing the difference!"  4  if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question |
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Justa few corrections A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels. FALSE that’s a setting on a washing machine. A G-string is a part of a violin. FALSE, It’s only on a mandolin Anus is the latin word for "yearly" FALSE, that is a LARGE planet near Venus Testicles are found on an octopus TRUE, on male octopus Orgasm - accompanies the choir at church TRUE, it can but the church may frown upon it. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle FALSE it doesn’t have to be sweet Douche is the Italian word for "twelve" FALSE it’s Latin An enema is someone who is not your friend SEMI-TRUE, they are also very close behind you Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese FALSE, You don’t have to have them with cheese When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I remember one year we went to Tampon Florida and saw probably the best Urethra Franklin concert she ever did.Our friends condom was right across the street.Talk about convenient. Why is ketchup considered a condomint! Using more than all the road!
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