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A Cautionary Tale for Husbands and Wives: I  

rm_PsychesDream 70F
3 posts
9/24/2014 1:21 am
A Cautionary Tale for Husbands and Wives: I

Cautionary Tale

for Husbands and Wives

Once upon a time there was a husband and wife who loved each another very much.They had all sorts of hobbies and worthy pursuits, but what they really liked to do was fuck their brains out. And this is mostly what they did for several years, until they decided it would be fun to have a family. And it was fun! Only the wife got very busy with the babies, and the husband started feeling left out. One day he said to the wife:

“Let me fuck you, baby. It’s been too long. I haven’t fucked you for at least a week!”

But the wife said:

“Oh baby, I’d really like to. But I can’t bring myself to do it while the babies are sleeping in our bed. Can’t you fuck me later?”

“Alright baby,” said the husband, “I’ll fuck you later. But I’d sure like to fuck you now.”

Later on the husband came back and said:

“Let me fuck you, baby. It’s been too long. I haven’t fucked you for at least a month!”

But the wife said:

“Oh baby, I’d really like to. But I can’t bring myself to do it while the babies are sleeping just the other side of the wall. They might hear us! Can’t you fuck me later?”

“OK baby,” said the husband, “But I’d really like to fuck you now."

Time passed and the husband came back and said:

“Let me fuck you, baby. It’s been too long. I haven’t fucked you for at least a year!”

But the wife said:

“Oh baby, I’d really like to. But I can’t bring myself to do it while the babies are sleeping just down the hall. They might hear us and wake up! Can’t you fuck me later?”
“

"]OK baby,” said the husband, “But I’d sure like to fuck you now.”

After some more time the husband came back and said:

“Let me fuck you, baby. It’s been too long. I haven’t fucked you for seven years!”

But the wife said:

“Oh baby, I’d really like to. But I can’t bring myself to do it while the running all over the house. They might come bursting into the bedroom at any time!! Can’t you fuck me later?"

“Sure baby,” said the husband, “But I’d sure like to fuck you now."


After another decade the husband came back and said:

“Let me fuck you, baby. It’s been too long. I haven’t fucked you for more than ten years!”

But the wife said:

“Oh baby, I’d really like to. But I can’t bring myself to do it while the are living in the same town. They might suddenly decide to pay us a call . What if they used their keys to get into the house while we were doing it !? Think how embarrassing it would be to be caught butt-naked!”

After another decade, the husband came back and said:
“Let me fuck you, baby. It’s been too long. I haven’t fucked you for at least twenty years!.”

But the wife said:

“Oh baby, I’d really like to. But I can’t bring myself to do it while the are still in the same country! They might decide to call us long-distance! Can’t you fuck me later?”

“OK baby,” said the husband, “But I’d sure like to fuck you now.”

But the didn’t make a long-distance call and they didn’t use their keys to get into the house and they didn’t come bursting into the bedroom.

And one day the husband said to the wife: “Baby, I’m leaving. I’ve got me a new woman, and she lets me fuck her all the time.

And the wife said:

“Oh baby, don’t leave me now, just when we’ve gotten the out of the country! Now I’m free!”

But the husband said:

“I’m sorry baby, but you didn’t let me fuck you for twenty years…”
“Has it really been that long,” said the wife? “It seems like only yesterday that we were fucking our brains out.”

“Well guess what?” said the husband. “I’m fucking my brains out right now with this new woman, and she lets me fuck her whenever I want. And you know what? I really like being fucked.”

And the wife said: “I’m sorry, baby. Please don’t leave me! I’ll let you fuck me whenever you want!”

But the husband said, “I’m sorry baby, It’s too late. Why should I believe you? You didn’t let me fuck you for twenty years.”

And the wife said,

“Fuck me, baby, Please just fuck me one more time.”

And she reminded the husband of how good it used to be.

But the husband said it was too late, she had turned him down one time too many (“Just one??” said the wife.)

So the wife cried and cried because no one was fucking her, and the husband went off with his new woman and they fucked their brains out.
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TO BE CONTINUED…

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FunPleasurable 60M
3997 posts
9/24/2014 1:44 am

 Quite true.
That's part and parcel of life.
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vabeachhotwife 63M/62F
394 posts
9/24/2014 2:34 am

 Just hope that people realize that there's a lesson there for each side of this sad story.


rm_PsychesDream 70F
1 post
9/27/2014 1:08 pm

 Thanks for your comments!

It may seem sad, but this story is not yet over...


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