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"DALLAS'  

needledick19444 75M/71F  
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8/25/2018 3:18 am
"DALLAS'

A Mexican, Juan Ortega, on his arrival in fort Worth from Dallas, Told this story..........You know I don lak that Dallas worth a sheet. They don got no horspitality. This morning I go to the coffee shop for my breakfast. I tol the girl , Please I wan two piece of toast. She bring me wan piece. I say lady please you no understand. I wan two piece on my plate. Shee say don you please on your plate, you of beech. I never see that lady before in all my life. I don wan to eat where they call me of beech so I walk out..................................I go to Adolphys for my dinner on the lady bring my spoon, knife, and napkin but don bring me fork. I say lady you see I wanna folk, she say what you talk everybody wan to do that. I say you no understand I wanna to folk on table. She say You don care where you do it, you of beech. So I figure I don eat. I go to my room on go to bed.........................When I get to my room I got no sheet on bed So I phone to the Manager That I wanna sheet on bed. He say If you wanna sheet go to bathroom. I tol him I don wanna sheet in bathroom I wanna sheet in bed. He say don you sheet on bed big boy , you of beech. o when he call me of beech I tol him I check out. I go to check out and go to Fort Worth He say will, my fran goodbye and peese on you. I say peese on you, you of beech because I am so mad in my fasce I feel I can wheep any man half my Heavy and twice my old .

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