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EnigmaSheIs 64F
51 posts
7/3/2017 1:22 am


A white mother visits her for dinner...
who just happens to live with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his black roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two of them, and this encounter had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening....
while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was a bit more between he and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mother's thoughts, her quickly volunteered a disclaimer,
“I know what you must be thinking Mom,
but I assure you, we are really just<b> roommates.</font></b>"

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the silver plate.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

He said,
"Well, I doubt it....
but I'll email her anyway,
just to be sure."

He sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the silver plate from my house,
but I'm not saying that you "did not" take the silver plate...
the fact remains that it has been missing...
ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your ."

Several days later,
he received an email from his mother which read:
"Dear ,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with your gorgeous roommate,
and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN BED,
she would have found the silver plate by now,
under her pillow…
Love,
Your Mom."

CleavageFan4U 67M
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porterpiper1 57F
3755 posts
7/4/2017 1:57 am

classic classic


Phil89119 73M

8/21/2019 6:59 am

Made me laugh out loud!


EnigmaSheIs replies on 8/21/2019 8:48 pm:
SMILES GLAD U LIKED IT TY

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