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Blogs > CynicusMaximus > Hooct Un Foniks Wurct For Me

Smell My Finger  

CynicusMaximus 52M
399 posts
9/18/2016 3:58 am
Smell My Finger

I think i lost my mojo here.

I'm not complaining or whining.. i have OTHER creative outlets. This was just fun.. and a way to get the ceaseless ramblings out of my head and somewhere else, but... it's just not fun anymore.

I don't think i care enough to weave the story. I just deleted a post that was exceptionally meandering and kind of mean.. i do like all of the women i have swirling around in my life, even the crazy one.. but i don't think i told a good story. Partly, cause she had just messaged me again with something new to indicate that she likes to stalk my fb page and gather little tidbits of information about me to spring on me at the right moment. At five in the morning... when she's been waiting an hour for me to show up online.

A relationship with her can be like the one that Inspector Clouseau had with Kato.

Anyway, not to digress.

I'm just not into it anymore.

It's like meeting a really attractive woman for dinner and then before the appetizer shows up she begins to start talking about Trump in a positive light. So, while you're trying to enjoy your Deep Fried Bacon Wrapped Mushroom Chicken Strip, you have to deal with Ann Coulter's parrot spewing off on some of the most stereotypically offensive commentary on her world views and solutions. By the time the entrée comes out and three glasses of merlot into this dinner, you let out the first underbreath comment about fixing the education system in this country. Then while you're cutting into your steak you finally give her your full blown thoughts on the whole liberals are gonna steal your guns myth and inform her why it's not right to refer to the waiter as " the mexican boy".

That's where i am with the blog world here.

I'm not quite done with my steak here, but the atmosphere got really tense and I'm not interested in leaving a good impression anymore.

So, MEH.

I'm just here for the tits, pussies and asses.

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
9/18/2016 6:36 am

 I'm still being a pollyanna... there's GOT to be something worth sticking around for after the humor and the integrity left.

But my steak is getting cold.

I'm not even here for the dick.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/18/2016 7:06 am

 You just cannot mix sex with politics. Not much you can mix with politics and have a good time.


luciegirl2 55F  
508 posts
9/27/2016 6:25 pm

 Is she the reason you still havent called me???? Bahahaha just kidding, though I did wait for a few minutes anyways dont have a phone at the moment I kinda killed it and dont want to buy another!


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