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Crafting the Constructive Email Response (or The Automation Sensation)
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Crafting the Constructive Email Response (or The Automation Sensation) In my last blog posting, Theory of Creativity, I identified a real need or substantial shortcoming with regards to my account on this site. Many men were contacting me, some multiple times, and their messages received no response for a number of reasons. Why not craft a singular response to these emails that addresses the issue and (dare I hope?) addresses the virulent plague that besets me? I have submitted it for the site's review. I thought I would post it on my blog for general amusement purposes. I have read many complaints about how the women here don't respond to emails. In an effort to provide a response tailored to the sender, please read the responses below. If one fits your initial email effort, please choose it as your ultimate response. If you find that none apply, an email should be coming shortly. If you sent a picture of your penis and nothing else, please read profiles before sending emails. Nothing in mine suggests that I am desperate enough to take on any dick going, so find someone who is. If you sent a one line message asking, in your unique play on my chosen screen name, if I want to fuck, please read profiles before sending emails. I chose my screen name because it was direct and honest about my sexuality, not because I want to fuck every non-coherent moron who presents himself. Not witty to come up with something better to say, try to find something in the kiddie pool and stop trying to wade into the deep end. If you sent me a formulaic introduction, understand that I can recognize these. Mentioning that you enjoyed my profile and think we have a lot in common without mentioning what you enjoyed or what we have in common states that you neither read my profile nor have enough interest to address me outside of the interest group you<b> spam. </font></b>If you have a special fetish or peculiar desire, please read the following. I am not now nor will I ever be interested in any but the human animal. Pictures of you and a dog, for example, will never elicit a positive response. Equally, if you are looking to take part in a threesome with your who is under aged (anything under 18 is under aged), I am not now nor will I ever be interested in anything in a . Please refer to the applicable laws regarding sexual abuse and do not contact me again. The final category of members who will not receive a personal response. If you are married or attached, I'm not interested in the complications that come with interacting with someone who is already occupied. Women can be vindictive with the other woman, and one should have enough sense not to step on their toes in a state with concealed carry in effect. If you're a woman or couple, women don't interest me. I include this in my profile, and I have no desire to only play with the male half of a couple either. Couples should play together, or you get the married/ attached scenario I just mentioned. If you are a man over 55, my profile clearly states that I have no interest in men who are significantly older than me. A number of people here lie about their age, and ten years older is already stretching it for me. For those more than ten years younger than me, my profile states there is some wiggle room. If you fall into one of the earlier categories (picture only, one line message, or formulaic introduction), please take this opportunity to leave the fray behind and move on to the next woman. |
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There was a blog that was written not too long ago.. I just can't remember who posted it now.. But, she had received the longest condescending form letter from a guy who lived with his mother. He was apparently under the impression that no woman could figure out the chat function on their computers from what I assumed was a lack of responses. I'm not the kind of guy that can repeat himself over and over.. Case in point.. this comment. I swear, I was just going to type out the place mat comment, but I digressed. I totally reflect the last category, which is why I always try to maintain eye-contact with you. But there HAS to be one dude who fits the bill.. I just hope he didn't waste his chances with a simple form letter.
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You're right... as lovers we wouldn't last too long without one of us walking around with a allegorical black eye. As a friend i can always walk out of the room and thank the metaphysical god that you're not my problem. But it would be the immovable object meeting the irresistible force.
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