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Top 10 hilarious AFF intro emails…
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Top 10 hilarious AFF intro emails… update 4/10: so apparently my initial post fell into the "hate" category and was banned so I have attempted to lighten the mood here. We'll see if I am successful. It's all in jest people, let's not forget that.  My favorite fb sollymon8 and I were cracking ourselves up over Affairlook emails last week so we challenged each other to come up with a Top 10 list of all time fucking AWESOME introductory emails from Affairlook members. Here is mine; both the full length, unedited, original email, and my reaction to it. Enjoy!! TOP 10 BAD INTRO EMAILS 10. I love how you cum and use that dildo in your videos, and I would love to share that and more with you! Pleasuring you fully and giving you orgasm after orgasm would be so special ! Hmmmm. I don't use a dildo in any of my videos. What the eff are you talking about? Something tells me copy and paste isn't your strong suit. Nice going. I was going to make a joke about the "special"ness of it, but that's a bit much even for me. 9. Whats up Oh yeah, no punctuation, no question mark. Bugs Bunny eat your heart out. 8. Ever Been to a Swingers Party? Would you Like To Go with Me? Ummmm... okay. Not. 7. Hey  I guess I shouldn't complain about this one as much as the ones without the smiley. That took some serious extra effort right there! 6. MUSCLE STUD INTERESTED IN FUCKING YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP FUCKING SCREAMING AT ME!!!! AND LAY OFF THE STERIODS!!! THEY ARE FUCKING WITH YOUR BRAIN!!! 5. Hey there hit me up if you're interested How about if I just hit you upside your head? What are you, 12? Just hilarious  4. Hey sexy, are you into younger men? No, I'm not. Others in your age bracket have just messed it up for all of you. You should talk with them and straighten them out .3. how you doin? Aw man!! ...I seriously cannot get Joey from Friends out of my head now!! 2. Would you ever use a strapon dildo on a guy? Wow. Just... wow. Seriously? That's one hell of an opening question. 1. I need my dick sucked today Good for you. I hope you're flexible. Until next time... keep those emails coming!!! Not that I will reply to them... but some of them sure as hell are funny!  |
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LOL... I can easily make a top 1000 of these types of mails..... My favorite 'Hi' - my standard reply 'Bye'. I guess these kind of mails speak to the average intelligence of men here (or the body part which does the thinking)... oh well...
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Clearly all of them are future past and or present Rhodes Scholar candidates.
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My cock needs you. Rebar100 Just the right amount of wrong. Occasional participant in various ongoing blogging projects. Rather be naked. The Blog: [REBAR100]
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All time winner: Reply: really??? Romance her heart, tease her body, enjoy the company shared in bed n out! Treasure every moment spent together, in good times n bad! Cum visit my blog, you're always welcum!  submokey Become a watcher! THINK PINK!
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