1241 posts 10/18/2006 7:35 am
Last Read: 10/23/2006 11:50 am
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Happy Hump Day Humor - Who Wears the Pants in Your Family? Who Wears the Pants in Your Family? John was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, John, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.
She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night we have never had any problems. 'Hmmm,' said John. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, John took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here try these on.' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
John said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to John. She said, 'Here -you try on mine.' He did and said, 'I can't get into your pants.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will.
Bet you all saw that one coming!
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10/18/2006 9:47 am
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LMAO.
SpaceRangerNJ replies on 10/18/2006 10:12 am: Liked that one eh? The pussy has the power! |
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2232 posts 10/18/2006 1:50 pm |
LOL. As it should be...
hotandhorny1082
SpaceRangerNJ replies on 10/19/2006 1:14 pm: I do hate black mail. Pussy shouldn't be held hostage. |
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10/18/2006 4:53 pm
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No comment! lol
Power To FOK
SpaceRangerNJ replies on 10/19/2006 1:15 pm: Nothing to say? But why? lol |
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15173 posts 10/22/2006 3:18 pm |
*smiles* ..too funny
SpaceRangerNJ replies on 10/22/2006 8:35 pm: One can only hope that kind of Male thinking is long gone. |
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