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😻😲 Jokes?  

pal334 69M  
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6/27/2021 7:27 am

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6/28/2021 4:49 pm
😻😲 Jokes?

My friend emailed me a zinger. We are both the same age and boy is this scarily accurate . Are any of them striking close to home for you?

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

*My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

*My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 5 pounds I've gained since then.

*I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

*Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!

*The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something.

*On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a wee Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

*I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

*I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

*What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?

*Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the in touch!
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pal334 69M  
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6/27/2021 7:30 am
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6/27/2021 7:31 am
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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
6/27/2021 9:03 am

 People always pick their noses in cars!


SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
6/27/2021 9:16 am

 You know, this is a good day for jokes and funnies, thank you


in2oralfun69mm 76M

6/27/2021 10:10 am

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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
6/27/2021 11:09 am

 This is a good one Pal, thanks for the laughs today as the majority of these ring so true.. I hope your Sunday is treating you well..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
6/28/2021 4:44 pm
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    People always pick their noses in cars!
Ooh so yucky
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
6/28/2021 4:46 pm
    Quoting SimpleLatina:
    You know, this is a good day for jokes and funnies, thank you
I am glad to see that
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
6/28/2021 4:47 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    This is a good one Pal, thanks for the laughs today as the majority of these ring so true.. I hope your Sunday is treating you well..
I hope it makes your day special
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
6/28/2021 4:49 pm
    Quoting  :
Is always my pleasure
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