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ðŧðēð Maturity?
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ðŧðēð Maturity? A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the<b> doctor </font></b>told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'.." *********************** An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his , a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his . "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, ; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love to hear them say "you don't look that old." ------------------------------ --- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. ******************** When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. ------------------------------ - One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. ********* |
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1/31/2020 6:53 am |
belle e umoristiche
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I hope that this is true, old people have earned a break  Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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1/31/2020 7:35 am |
hopefully! let's hope
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1/31/2020 7:37 am |
All too true!  I use some of those lines myself!
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Lol good one fit you perfect hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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LMFAO !!!!!!!!!! All good ones and FUNNY
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Good timing on these jokes. My mailbox has been flooded lately with info on Medicare Supplemental insurances. It seems like the entire world knows I'm turning 65 this year! (btw - I loved Algebra so that wouldn't be a hardship) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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1/31/2020 11:53 am |
A good one. Happy Friday. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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These are really rich, especially the Father/surgeon!!! I dont age- I change levels (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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These are all great Pal, thanks for the chuckles this evening and I agree with you we should be proud of our age, and I know I love hearing your how old you don't look that old.. I hope you enjoy a great weekend..Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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