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Blogs > MyInnerVoice > Listening to My Inner Voice

Friday Funnies......Start your day with a smile or laugh!  

MyInnerVoice 67F  
1204 posts
8/30/2013 1:23 am
Friday Funnies......Start your day with a smile or laugh!

1. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

2. A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

3. A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."

MyInnerVoice 67F  
1063 posts
8/31/2013 8:24 pm
    Quoting 49plus20:
    Funny stuff
    Thanks voice!
49plus20, You are very welcome! Hope you enjoyed them. hugs......


49plus20 69M
1518 posts
8/31/2013 9:15 am

 Funny stuff
Thanks voice!


MyInnerVoice 67F  
1063 posts
8/30/2013 11:54 pm

 I am glad you enjoyed them mokey! Hugs.


submokey 69M/62F
10383 posts
8/30/2013 11:31 pm

 ROTFL! All good ones!
Romance her heart, tease her body, enjoy the company shared in bed n out! Treasure every moment spent together, in good times n bad!
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MyInnerVoice 67F  
1063 posts
8/30/2013 4:47 pm
    Quoting t2b3s4L:
    thank you for the laughs Have a great weekend and safe holiday!
t2b3, You are welcome - glad you thought they were funny! Have a fun and safe holiday weekend with your man!

hugs,
Voice


MyInnerVoice 67F  
1063 posts
8/30/2013 11:11 am

 V, glad you enjoyed the jokes! hugs and kisses.


MyInnerVoice 67F  
1063 posts
8/30/2013 11:10 am

 mflater, I am glad you enjoyed the jokes. Thanks for visiting and commenting in my blog!


MyInnerVoice 67F  
1063 posts
8/30/2013 11:09 am
    Quoting veryfunnycple64:
    very funny stories....I laughed out loud...thanks Voice...
funny, I am glad you that actually laughed out loud....laughter is a good thing. Smiles and hugs.


MyInnerVoice 67F  
1063 posts
8/30/2013 11:08 am

 apollorising, I hope you have a great weekend too! Hugs


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
8/30/2013 11:07 am

 good one!
Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


MyInnerVoice 67F  
1063 posts
8/30/2013 11:07 am
    Quoting miysha123:
    Lol! This blog set the tone for the rest of my day! You both have a great day!
miysha, Good! I'm so glad to hear that reading my blog set the tone for your day - never hurts to start with a laugh and smile! Thanks for visiting my blog and for sharing.


MyInnerVoice 67F  
1063 posts
8/30/2013 11:05 am
    Quoting  :
IKan, OMG! Such a funny story == I really laughed hard at this one. Thanks for sharing!


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
8/30/2013 8:27 am

 LOL good ones.
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
8/30/2013 4:50 am

 very funny stories....I laughed out loud...thanks Voice...
“Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh

Come and read my blog! Become a watcher!

veryfunnycple64


miysha123 60F
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439 posts
8/30/2013 2:27 am

 Lol! This blog set the tone for the rest of my day! You both have a great day!


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