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Blogs > labjerk1111 > The Chronicles of Long Hair

Feeling A Little Girlie Tonight  

labjerk1111 47M
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10/18/2012 8:40 pm
Feeling A Little Girlie Tonight

I'm not douching my vagina (I'm out of douche. Writing douche on my grocery list now so when I go to the store tomorrow I won't forget.)

I'm not dressing up in women clothes or putting on makeup (I can't now. My grandma hid all that stuff after the last time she caught me. Just kidding. She is dead. It's my grandpa's stuff. Where do you think I get it from?)

I'm not cooking dinner in the kitchen , cleaning the bathroom, or doing laundry ("Oh no he didn't." I did but relax women of 2012. It's a joke. Your skin should be thickened by now to take a low blow to the vagina from me. You know I have mad love for all y'all. Some more than others. Mila Kunis...call me!!!).

And I'm not wearing my bikini for a car wash fundraiser (It's Michigan. Too cold for that shit right now. And my nipples get hard as diamonds. I would slice up a windshield with those things.)

I decided to listen to these albums tonight...

Ellie Goulding -- Halycon
Karmin -- Hello
Ke$ha -- Warrior
Kimbra -- Vows

Nothing wrong with a dude getting in touch with his feminine side every now and then.
When keeping it real goes right

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