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this title has some spontaneity planned for later!!
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this title has some spontaneity planned for later!! "It's getting hot in here so take off all Your clothes"........................................................................... hey, it was worth a shot. (good try!) (just keep shooting your jab and set 'em up for the knockout) (isn't that what the corner guys tell the fighter who's getting his butt kicked?) (ssshhhh!) The thing that bugs me about all the tom cruise gayness rumors is i have to hate him for all the years of wastage of all of those hot women if they are true or i have to hate him because because he's way too lucky not to hate if he's not. (we don't actually care about this, do we?) (we care very deeply about Penelope Cruz. She has one of the best voices ever!) [we know about all the rest of Her stuff and are also very very very very very in favor of that too] (there must still be some blood left in his brain) [we have a theory that all the blood in any man's erection comes directly from his brain. especially mine] i am very bitter about this because it makes my useless and totally meaningless resentments seem disorganized. i live about three blocks away from the beach. The population increases about a zillion [MADE UP NUMBER ALERT!!!] (we take math semi-seriously on this blog) percent in the summertime. (the livin' may be easy but the parking can get quite challenging at times) If You would like to cynically manipulate me just to get a beach vacation, i could be up for that. Options range from getting Your toenails painted and having whatever i make on the grill to a non-reciprocal mustache ride (mustache provided!!) (we are all about authenticity on this blog!) (did i miss a meeting?) with a really fancy whatever i make on the grill and possibly some kind of wine. Choose Your package and book now!!! That last one almost happened to me on another site. Her plan was to send Her to the boardwalk so we could play. Her were too young to be on the boardwalk in my town by themselves based on their ages and gender. i live here, have friends who are police and know what the deal with the boardwalk is. i offered to try and think up a different plan because there was no way i was going to sign up for that plan. This hurt my popularity a great deal. i won't say this didn't bother me because i am very fond of my penis but i am proud to say that it didn't bother me long or much. You may have noticed the lack of<b> psycho </font></b>parenthesis on that last section. Your safety is very important. No matter how excited You are about getting some desire fulfilled You should always think about Your safety. No jokes, no distractions, no interruptions when i try to talk to You about this. |
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Goddess, i can see the Rock comparison except Rock didn't run around blowing up everybody's spank bank (to not famous early career brides, one of whom was rumored to be a lesbian) while jumping on couches and saying dumb things about a mental condition he's never going to have. i couldn't believe it either. i won't say age and gender anywhere public but i was stunned. Then i thought, "doesn't know, thinks its just kiddie rides". Maybe She thought i was copping out or something. She still stayed nuclear ticked even after i explained and offered alternatives including a meet, go up there and we watch the kids one just so she could see what i was talking about. Whatever. (slaps head!!) (potential fun!) (preference dependent fun!) [just "slaps head" and cut it out!] i am so sorry Goddess, i failed to mention our "You are such an awesome friend ( SUBTLE HINT) (smooth?)super-deluxe (too much?) (yes!) (good! we are all about too much on this blog) (indulge Yourself in wicked excess) (or something) which includes unlimited foot massages with lotion scent of Your choice, breakfast in bed (we will even get the flavored creamer) (women like that stuff) (we are becoming experts on women) (that's why he's dating his hand) and extra totally gratuitous toenail polish color changes because You are thinking about changing Your shoes. i will have to fire the ad department for this oversight. (do we have an ad department? it not us is it?) (he can't fire us, we're stuck in here) (have you ever met anyone from the ad department?) (too late to worry about that now) Thank You for sharing the joke. (we tempted You a little bit maybe?) No thanks wanted or needed but appreciated nevertheless. In my opinion that should be echoing around this site. The personal focus You put on this in Your post yesterday was way important too.
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