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Blogs > mstrunvrsgdrkck3 > <AldoLonelyMudslide

Because Im gay I dedicate this song to my man Frankie  

mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
164 posts
1/31/2015 10:03 am
Because Im gay I dedicate this song to my man Frankie
Hey, uh
I met him out for buffet on a Friday night
He really got me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop shop, makes the underoos drop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman

Ooh, yeah, yeah
He took me to the BuffetClub at Hollywood & Vine
We drank Hershey Syrup and we danced all night
We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise (a big surprise)
The gossip tonight will be tomorrow's headlines
He's a one stop shop, makes my anus pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman (ooh yeah)
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman

Wash-oob-a-da-dwee-dop-shoo-bop-a-do-a-dwee-dum-bow-ba-bow!
Ba-bow

Hey, yeah
Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah ohhhhhhh

He's a one stop shop, makes my anus pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman (Oh! )
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman

Whoa, yeah
Well, by now I'm getting all bothered and hot
When he kissed my mouth he really hit the spot (yeah! )
He got lips like sugar cane, oh
Good things come for boys who wait

(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine)
Candyman, candyman
(Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
Candyman, candyman

(Sweet, sugar, candyman)
He's a one stop, gotcha hot, makin' all the panties drop
(Sweet, sugar, candyman)
He's a one stop, got me hot, makin' my "uh" pop
(Sweet, sugar, candy man)
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop
(Sweet, sugar)

He got those lips like sugar cane
Good things come for boys who wait
He's a one stop shop with a real big "uh"
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
(Say what) a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
(Say) a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman, wooo
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman

Heyyy, whoa
Candyman, candyman
Candyman, candyman
Candyman, candyman...

Candyman, candyman
Candyman, Candyman...

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine)
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
(Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
Jane lost her grip and a down she fell
(Jane lost her grip and a down she fell)
Squared herself away as she let out a yell
(Squared herself away as she let out a yell)

Me

Frankie. My candy man
#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT
Mr800lb_Gorilla 54M
2243 posts
1/31/2015 7:24 pm

 ROFL.. Aldos found his soulmate!!!!!

#aldoALWAYSfails

#ALWAYS


Mr800lb_Gorilla 54M
2243 posts
1/31/2015 9:22 pm

 Jane lost her grip and a down she fell
Squared herself away as she let out a yell
Top of her lungs she screamed..ALDO ALWAYS FAILS!!!


777_SAMHAIN 52M
Ask me for a photo
200 posts
2/1/2015 5:18 am
    Quoting Mr800lb_Gorilla:
    Jane lost her grip and a down she fell
    Squared herself away as she let out a yell
    Top of her lungs she screamed..ALDO ALWAYS FAILS!!!

ALWAYS!
The profile pic is...not me. Really it's not.


777_SAMHAIN 52M
Ask me for a photo
200 posts
2/1/2015 5:19 am
    Quoting Mr800lb_Gorilla:
    ROFL.. Aldos found his soulmate!!!!!

    #aldoALWAYSfails

    #ALWAYS
Soul mate? But what happened to Krusty.....then the office chick?

Aldo ruse fail 100000
The profile pic is...not me. Really it's not.


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