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Blogs > rm_travelguyoh > From Me To Infinity

that was shocking i say  

rm_travelguyoh 63M
7255 posts
7/27/2013 8:45 pm

Last Read:
7/28/2013 9:59 pm
that was shocking i say

Sitting in the ole village tavern the husband leans over and asks his wife, "do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago”, we went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you -Yes, she says, "I remember it well"… OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake" - "Oh Jim, you old devil you, that sounds like a crazy idea but it might some fun”… A<b> police officer </font></b>sitting in the next booth overheard their conversation and having a chuckle, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against that fence… I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble and they don’t hurt themselves... So he waits for them to leave and then follows them out… The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by their walking sticks… Finally, they get to the back of the ole tavern and make their way to the fence… The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers… As she leans against the fence and the old man moves in behind her… Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen… This goes on for about ten minutes with them both making loud noises, moaning and some screaming as well... Finally, they both collapse and fall to the ground panting... The policeman watching over them is stunned…. He thinks he’s just learned something about life and old age that he never before... After a few minutes of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on... The policeman still watching and thinking to himself, this is truly amazing -I've got to know what their secret is… So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else… I’m sorry for watching, but you have a fantastic sex life together… “Is there some sort of secret to this"… Still shaking from the ordeal the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence"

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
7/28/2013 9:59 pm

 quite shocking
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


Violette001 52F
4619 posts
7/28/2013 9:54 pm

 OMG! and they lived??? rofl
"Do not put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket"
--Author Unknown


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
7/28/2013 9:09 pm

 thank you...I'm glad you stopping in and left with a smile
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
7/28/2013 9:08 pm
    Quoting playwithme7272:
    I can just imagine....lmao.... I have had lots of encounters with electric fences, but none quite like this one!
the thought "what if" keeps running through my mind too
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


playwithme7272 51F  
229 posts
7/28/2013 7:11 pm

 I can just imagine....lmao.... I have had lots of encounters with electric fences, but none quite like this one!


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
7/28/2013 11:35 am
    Quoting  :
i don't wanna stay away from that fence, that's an exploit that i wanna brag about
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
7/28/2013 11:32 am
    Quoting  :
you are very welcome
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
7/28/2013 11:32 am
    Quoting  :
thank you...it gave me a tingle too
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
7/28/2013 11:30 am
    Quoting  :
you are most welcome...thank you
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
7/28/2013 11:29 am
    Quoting  :
thank you...i glad you stopped and found a smile
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
7/27/2013 9:46 pm
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    good one.. Now how am I going to get any sleep tonight thinking about this one.. hugs V
shocking I say, just plain shocking
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
7/27/2013 9:21 pm

 good one.. Now how am I going to get any sleep tonight thinking about this one.. hugs V
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rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
7/27/2013 9:14 pm
    Quoting  :
what's shocking sometimes is the things that comes from between my ears
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
7/27/2013 9:12 pm

 thank you
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


MasterArcan 71M
772 posts
7/27/2013 9:07 pm

 Hahahahaha I loved it!


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