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Mouth Dancing Edition
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Mouth Dancing Edition Greetings my most treasured minions. The Beast sends virtual bear-hugs to each and every one of you, and welcomes you once again to that most wondrous of locations, The Beast Burrow! Today I've decided to delve into the most basic of all human sexual interaction, the kiss. It's the first step along the path to ultimately reach a point in which two people suddenly find themselves naked within direct proximity to each other, and it's also the first step which can go horribly wrong, leaving them both reluctant to start shedding articles of clothing. A great kiss happens when both partners find a natural synchronicity with each other's mouths. If one or both of those involved lack the most basic understanding of mouth dancing, sexual tragedy is almost guaranteed at that point.  I choose the term, "Mouth Dancing", for a specific reason. A kiss is much like a dance between the kissers. A dance makes primary use of the feet, legs, arms, and entire body of the participants. A successful mouth dance relies on the melding of lips, tongues, and jaw movements. The hands and overall body motions can add important degrees of passion to a kiss, but one may be accomplished even without any of those additional strata. Tragedy strikes when no synchronicity between two kissers can be attained. At that point, teeth begin grinding across each other, lips or tongues are bitten (and not in a good way or with purpose), foreheads bash together, and in the worst cases, vomit is expelled and shared. (One or both participants having too much to drink prior to kissing awkwardly against a trash dumpster behind a bar has led to the later.) If a rhythm between mouths cannot even be established, the uncomfortable and sloppy predicament of Opposing Directions commences. One kisser's mouth will then be wide, while the other's is closing, and vice versa. Their attempts to match each other's pace and mouth positions quickly devolve to the point where blood can possibly be shed. Two people who achieve synchronicity, either by one kisser taking the lead, or by them both "feeling" what the other's mouth is going to do next, stand the best chance of moving from exploratory soft kisses, to more fevered, forceful, and passionate "making out". A successful first make-out session is one of the most crucial elements for a couple to achieve early on in their sexual coupling to ensure both parties will want to progress toward more clothing-sparse activities... Such as Heavy Petting in Undergarments. We won't go into that subject yet so as not to overwhelm any minions who have little experience outside the burrow among the masses. Below the line you will see one of my earliest posts from my early days as Defender of The Burrow. If you've been around long enough to have already read it, just skip to the bonus material. ______________________________________ BEAST OUT Bonus Material! Increase your kissing knowledge with OneStrangeBeast's Interesting Facts about Kissing Program. (Full Disclosure - I did not write the following. Don't blame me they numbered it incorrectly.) 10 Surprising Facts about Kissing. by Kayda Norman Ten kissing facts, traditions and out-there laws. Forget sex. Kissing can be one of the most intimate, sensual, and just plain fun things you can do with another person. And as anyone who is sex-educated knows: the better the foreplay, the better the sex. Read on to discover ten unusual kissing facts, and be grateful that locking lips no longer leads you to the guillotine. 1. According to anthropologists, 90 percent of people kiss. But that doesn’t mean that kissing is the same for everyone. Kissing customs vary across the world. For instance, certain African tribes literally kiss the ground of their leaders, while in many parts of Europe, it is not unusual for men to kiss each other. Kissing people on both cheeks as a form of greeting is another popular custom in many parts of the world, and both Eskimos and Egyptians "kiss" by rubbing noses, hence an "Eskimo kiss." How To Kiss Well 2. PDA was strictly forbidden in old-school Italy. In 16th century Naples, the punishment for kissing was the death penalty. We bet there were a lot of unhappy women. And a lot of hangings. 3. Be careful where you kiss. Though the punishment's not quite as harsh as our Italian predecessors, kissing is still illegal in some parts of the United States. Those in Cedar Rapids, Iowa are not allowed to kiss strangers and women in Hartford, Conn. are not legally allowed to lock lips with their husbands on Sundays. And mustached Indiana men can forget about ever becoming "players." According to Indiana law, it is illegal for men who have a mustache to "habitually kiss human beings." 3. Let's talk science. Kissing generally uses one muscle, called the orbicularis oris, that is responsible for puckering your lips when you kiss. The science of kissing itself is called philematology. 4. Making out can be healthy for you. Kissing for one minute burns 26 calories. So enjoy that chocolate cake, and make up for it later with an extended make-out sesh with your partner.Read: How To Kiss Well 6. It is considered good luck to kiss the Blarney Stone, but you may die trying. Kissing the Blarney Stone located in Cork, Ireland, is no easy feat. One poor pilgrim even fell to his death trying to accomplish the task. To kiss the stone, you have to sit with your back facing the stone while someone holds your feet. Then you lean backwards, hold on to the handrails placed specifically there for this purpose, and lower yourself until you can reach the stone and kiss it. Sounds simple enough, right? 7. The world record for longest kiss goes to Americans Rich Langley and Louisa Almedovar for a session lasted 30 hours and 59 minutes. No word on if they got food and bathroom breaks. 8. On average, two-thirds of people tip their heads to the right when they pucker up. Some believe this tendency starts in the womb before you are even born. Or maybe you are just getting over the trauma that was your first kiss (you know, when you collided your nose into his and ended up kissing his ear instead of his mouth.). 9. You may have signed XOXO on your high school crush's Valentine's Day card, but did you know what it meant? As many may know, the X in XOXO means kisses and the O has come to mean hugs. This comes from the Middle Ages, when people would often sign their names with an X, as much of the population was illiterate. Afterwards, they would kiss the document. 10. Kissing can increase your life expectancy. Sure, sucking face has been blamed for the rise of Mononucleosis, the spread of cold sores, and the general transmission of other unsavory diseases. But a study has shown that men live up to five years longer if they kiss their wife before going to work. So gentlemen, pucker up—for health's sake. |
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Probably for the life expectancy of your career I imagine. 
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enlightening. gotta love a post with ten goofy facts at the end of it. very cool indeed.
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Who knows? The Beast knows, that's who. I deliver perfectly timed, coordinated, and executed Beastly kisses every time. If anybody thinks otherwise, it's clearly they who lack kissing talent. 
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enlightening. gotta love a post with ten goofy facts at the end of it. very cool indeed. Your hand reminds me of another obscure bit of trivia. There's an African tribe who greet each other, not by shaking hands, but by shaking each other's penes. I can only assume whoever came up with that must have thought it would be the ultimate gesture of trust between men.
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So so true.. the worst is when there mouth is bigger than mine. It's like being swallowed but not in the good way And, wow, I feel sorry for the fellas in Indiana with mustaches' .."...and then God created the orgasm, so women can moan even when they are happy"- Tantra 
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So so true.. the worst is when there mouth is bigger than mine. It's like being swallowed but not in the good way And, wow, I feel sorry for the fellas in Indiana with mustaches'
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Mmmm...I think I need a big ole kiss...and a Beastly Hug too of course... I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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yah...i tell yah...i don't think i can have sex with anyone who pick my nose with his tongue...Lord knows what else he likes to do...fuck me in the ears??? oh speaking of that...i scored my ex by licking his ears...uh huh... 
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yah...i tell yah...i don't think i can have sex with anyone who pick my nose with his tongue...Lord knows what else he likes to do...fuck me in the ears??? oh speaking of that...i scored my ex by licking his ears...uh huh...
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