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Blogs > OneStrangeBeast > The Beast Burrow

Last Monday was Better than this Monday. Edition  

OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2040 posts
5/21/2012 3:16 pm

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5/21/2012 7:07 pm
Last Monday was Better than this Monday. Edition

Another day, minions, another chance to achieve Beast Burrow greatness! I'll attempt to at least break through the satisfactory barrier.
The Beast was instructed to join in the fun this morning for a group Physical Training event. I despise them, but I guess I have to play the game for another month.
I ran at the front during our formation run, and some 20 something young man was nearly dead after 1/4 mile. He dropped from the pack and then a couple fleet of foot types decided to sprint ahead. The formation lasted approximately 4 minutes.
Good times.

By a show of hands, how many of you minions would be willing to follow OneClassy1's lead, and model the Official Minion Uniform in a sticky post at the top of the burrow?
I won't make it mandatory with a Beastly decree. I know some of you probably wouldn't feel comfortable letting people outside the burrow see you draped in the toilet paper duds.

I need a fresh volunteer to take the reins on The Epic of Bloggermesh. Most of you have probably forgotten all about it at this point it's been so long since it's surfaced. We've had a bad run of luck with writers discovering they didn't have the time to work on it they thought they did.... And holding it for a week or two. Writers!.... Can't trust 'em!
If anybody actually has the time to knock out the next 500 word chapter, please let me know. I'll even accept a few days instead of 24 hours at this point. We need to reach some sort of an ending to the story, and it's going to take at least a few more contributors in order to do that.

That's all I have for you today my lovely minions. I used all of my Monday material over the weekend because I'm horrible at keeping a post on ice.
I'm sure something more interesting will pop into my head soon.
Everybody take care.

BEAST OUT

Bonus Material!

Increase your literature knowledge with OneStrangeBeast's Obscure Facts of the Book World Program.
Today's Topic : Most Expensive Book. I'm sure many of you probably think that some rare edition of the bible, or perhaps an autographed copy of the Ralph Machio autobiography has fetched the highest price at book auctions.
That honor actually belongs to The Birds of America, published in 1840, and written by J.J. Audubon. That volume fetched the hefty sum of $8,802,500 at an auction in 2000.
Somebody was apparently really, really excited about birds, and really stupid rich.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
5/21/2012 4:59 pm

 some day i hope to be stupid rich and really interested in birds. you know what the english call ladies, birds.


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
5/21/2012 7:07 pm
    Quoting spiderj72:
    some day i hope to be stupid rich and really interested in birds. you know what the english call ladies, birds.
If I'm ever lucky enough to become stupid rich, I'll launch my company to build and sell all the ideas in my head and I'll hire you.


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