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The Magic is Missing Edition
The Magic is Missing Edition So, my minions, I shall now try to recapture the magic which I wrote down earlier. I somehow doubt it will be as magical as I remember it to have been though. Glancing around at a few blogs, I see that everybody who attended the Blogger's Bash in Chicago enjoyed themselves a great deal. I'm happy for all of you who got to meet and spend time with folks who, up until now, have probably just been a wad of hastily typed words to you. I will remain a wad of hastily typed words for a while longer. gottaring banned me from entering Chicago, or I would definitely have been there. She's out to get me, I swear. I think that's the real reason she's now gone into hiatus. I know I call Larry and Roger, my testicular creations, everyone's favorite testicles, but I'm having my doubts. They don't seem to generate much buzz. By a show of hands, should I keep them around, or cancel their contract? Want to feel extremely intelligent? Do homework with a 1st grader. You feel like Stephen fucking Hawkins comparatively speaking. I can't help but look at my eight year old and think, "How dumb do you have to be not to know that and don't let being eight years old be your excuse!". I'm completely joking of course. Maybe Ladies... Want to make your man really happy and perhaps more attentive to your needs? Give him a just because blowjob every now and then. Being a boy myself, I think I can speak for the other boys and say that we all think blowjobs are pretty fricking awesome! Wait until your man least expects it, like during a small plumbing job around the house, and just drop his zipper and give him a Swirly with a Twist. He'll probably buy you chocalate or flowers without even realizing why soon after. Can you tell I'm just slapping down anything that pops into my head right now? I couldn't remember the magical words I had written before they were electronically lost forever. BEAST OUT |
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Larry & Roger are the hottest duo to hit the scene since Batman & Robin and Crockett & Tubbs!! They just need the right PR and marketing plan put in motion and they will dominate the world!! Perhaps an impromtu papparazzi moment???
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What? They've played with swords, and...and, poop (Ok, It's processed food I suppose.) There are only so many things that can fall into a lap for a pair of balls to play with.
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It's Ok. I'll make it to one of those things some day.
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We LOVE Larry and Roger and tune in regularly to see their latest antics. I think the reason they don't generate many comments is simple. There just aren't words !!
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It's OK Jules. You have SGF privileges to rant. I was totally kidding about the boy. He's very intelligent when he isn't being a buttface.
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Larry & Roger are the hottest duo to hit the scene since Batman & Robin and Crockett & Tubbs!! They just need the right PR and marketing plan put in motion and they will dominate the world!! Perhaps an impromtu papparazzi moment??? I had a weird thought today though while watching TV with my son. Larry and Roger could almost be mistaken for Patrick Star on Spongebob Squarepants. Thier heads just aren't as pointy, but they're basically the same shape and color. Patrick also isn't attached to a veiny cock as far as I can tell, so maybe those differences are enough to prevent some sort of lawsuit.
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I daresay that I enjoy giving a blowjob as much as one might enjoy receiving it...I can think of so many "surprise" occassions to hit my knees, I just need the availability. Chocolate is ALWAYS welcome, but I'm thinking a trade in orgasms would be even sweeter. Just sayin'... I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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I daresay that I enjoy giving a blowjob as much as one might enjoy receiving it...I can think of so many "surprise" occassions to hit my knees, I just need the availability. Chocolate is ALWAYS welcome, but I'm thinking a trade in orgasms would be even sweeter. Just sayin'...
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i have come damn close to losing some posts but havent thank buddha. i am still amazed that kids arent having to memorize stuff like i used to have to.
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i have come damn close to losing some posts but havent thank buddha. i am still amazed that kids arent having to memorize stuff like i used to have to.
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Dont worry Beast, my man gets his because every now and then and thats because I DEMAND it! LOL..
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Dont worry Beast, my man gets his because every now and then and thats because I DEMAND it! LOL..
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Love Larry and Roger!! I'm with the girls who enjoying giving blow jobs.
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Love Larry and Roger!! I'm with the girls who enjoying giving blow jobs.
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Everybody hits a slump now and then I suppose Classy. You'll find some inspiration soon I imagine.
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LOL Imp! I'm betting when energy depletion leaves this country looking like something out of Mad Max, you'll have a thriving orgasm barter business up and running in no time and will be one of the most successful ladies in Bartertown. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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I do believe that is one of the sweetest things you've ever said to me. Hmmm...I"m going to start thinking of name for my business now so I'll be ready.
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