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The Campaign Trail Edition
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The Campaign Trail Edition  Good Morning Minions! It's morning at least as I begin writing this. I'm getting very excited about finally getting to watch The Avengers while dressed in the garb of the Majestic Captain America! Can you believe I'm already in the process of making an even better version of the suit to hopefully wear to my favorite nightclub's yearly Halloween party? Just a couple of the improvements will be - Real leather boots which are comfortable and quiet vs. The cheap, costume boots which are very noisy to walk in. Real leather gloves vs. Marine vinyl. I'll have better dexterity and they'll look even more authentic. Today is random, odd question day. I would like to canvass all of you to determine... 1 ). How many of you have heard of Van Camp's Beanee Weenee brand franks and beans? 2 ). How many of you have actually eaten Van Camp's Beanee Weenee brand franks and beans? Neither question is of any really great importance. I'm just trying to get a feel for the franks and beans situation out there across the land. I'm currently waiting to get yet another series of blood vials drawn from my veins for retirement purposes. I'm starting to think they're stockpiling my blood in order to use it to grow an entire ship's worth of sailors from my DNA. Not to toot my own horn, but that would be the cleanest, best maintained, hardest working ship and crew the world has ever seen. I really do hate the fact that I got pulled from a great position back in September and thrown into my current hole where I essentially do nothing all day. I wanted to go out as strongly as I came in and these past months have been the lowlight of my career. I hope the campaign posters I'm working on for mine and KarlBloggerfeld's co vice presidential bid strike a positive chord with the public. If we get elected to office, we're going to make some dramatic changes to this country. I'm pretty sure Karl is going to legalize cock fighting as long as it's held in a pen behind a KFC, Popeye's, or Church's chicken establishment. His reasoning is that at least the birds will be put to good (delicious) work once the fights are finished. We're also looking into several ways to stimulate job growth. There must be at least half a dozen things mostly naked women can do besides dance around a pole. We're working all of the angles, sticking our noses into the situation, getting our lips and teeth firmly around the problem, and feel confident some resolutions will be reached. OK... That's all for this edition of The Book. I hope you all have wonderful days/evenings. Take care of yourselves, and your significant others. BEAST OUT Bonus Material! Improve you blogging knowledge with OneStrangeBeast's correcting of a Widely Believed Falsehood Program. Today's Falsehood: Baby birds which are handled by human hands will then be rejected by the adult parent birds. Most birds have very weak senses of smell, and more than likely won't detect your human stench on their chick. Even if they do detect that their baby has been touched by another creature, why would they abandon them for that reason? Baby birds taken home by humans after falling from nests have an extremely low chance of survival, so just let them be, and nature will correct the problem.... one way or another. |
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costume boots which are very noisy to walk in. yah...i know...you blamed that boots farted... 
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5/1/2012 12:38 pm |
I'd vote for you... I'm sure you'd do a better job than the current available options!  Re: your random, odd question of the day... yes, I've eaten Van Camp's Beanee Weenee brand franks and beans. They're alright but not something I'd eat very often. 
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I just have one thing to say Beenee Motherfuckin' Weenees and Beer. The breakfast of champions. karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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P.S. I saved your picture. It so fucking rocks, I can't even explain it. I'm practically giddy. karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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P.P.S. Giddy in a manly, Viking way, that is. karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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costume boots which are very noisy to walk in. yah...i know...you blamed that boots farted...
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I'd vote for you... I'm sure you'd do a better job than the current available options! Re: your random, odd question of the day... yes, I've eaten Van Camp's Beanee Weenee brand franks and beans. They're alright but not something I'd eat very often. I only had to ask because Jules1590 has never even heard of Van Camp's Beanee Weenee. I thought they were a nationally sold product that's been around forever, but apparently New York City frowns upon such common man eats as franks and beans. 
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P.P.S. Giddy in a manly, Viking way, that is. I was going to come over to your house and slap a couple campaign posters up, but I fell asleep. Feel free to put them up wherever you feel they'll help the campaign the most. Beanee Weenee is a good breakfast. My 8 year old son asked for Beanee Weenee and scambled eggs just this past weekend.
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Beenie Weenies, yes, but not on my menu. I amazed at how perfect your drawing is...I don't even know Karl and I knew it was him. Your chin is not that big though, it's much cuter. I have no doubt that a ship manned by 278 of you would no doubt be the best in the fleet. Maybe you should clone an extra one to clean your truck out. *grin* You can always put the little bird in warm soft box and take it to the Wildlife Rescue...they know exactly what to do. (No way I could walk away from a wounded baby bird knowing all the cats out there were just licking their lips).I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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Beenie Weenies, yes, but not on my menu. I amazed at how perfect your drawing is...I don't even know Karl and I knew it was him. Your chin is not that big though, it's much cuter. I have no doubt that a ship manned by 278 of you would no doubt be the best in the fleet. Maybe you should clone an extra one to clean your truck out. *grin* You can always put the little bird in warm soft box and take it to the Wildlife Rescue...they know exactly what to do. (No way I could walk away from a wounded baby bird knowing all the cats out there were just licking their lips).
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maybe they are doing the reverse super soldier program with your blood? explains the suit and shield.
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We're questioning the wisdom of a great many things surrounding our bid for co-vice presidency! You're right. I've never known a single person back in the teen years who survived working at the local KFC without sustaining multiple burns. What or where would you like to be the ambassador of? .... or were you just wanting the title without having to go anywhere to represent? I can totally respect that position by the way. Who wouldn't want to lounge around the co-vice presidential pool, sipping drinks, chatting up the ladies, and bragging about being an ambassador?
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If you can get your hands on Bush's brand baked beans and add your own chopped franks, it's much tastier anyway. Beanee Weenee beans are rather bland and the franks certainly aren't Ball Park quality. They make a decent addition to add to your eggs and potatoes in the morning though as long as you zest them up with a couple spices. Thank-you for the poster compliment, but I think today's is even better.
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We know you New Yorkers are apparently Beanee Weeneeless. The manager at one store I called did say they had carried them at one time, but had discontinued them. Church's Chicken is just another chicken franchise. I've only eaten there maybe twice. It was pretty good chicken if I remember correctly.
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