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If Its Too Good to Be True..... Most Probably is  

rm_slohiker 64M
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5/19/2014 1:45 pm
If Its Too Good to Be True..... Most Probably is

I get a message from a cute twenty something woman. She has a knock out body and wants to meet me for some spirits and sex. Red Flag #1. She has a cute face and the body of a supermodel. She claims she lives nearby. Red Flag #2. She has a sore throat and can't talk on the phone, cell phone in shop for repair so no texting. #3 Wants to meet at a pricey hotel, all I got to do is book it with my credit card.

How about a coffee shop? No. How about the mall? Maybe. Lets meet at xyz in the mall's food court. It's a date.

This is either a set up or maybe I should buy a lottery ticket on my way just in case....

I get to the mall about 15 minutes early and get into a conversation with a<b> police officer. </font></b>Old home week, I haven't seen her since she graduated from the academy. Almost forgot why I was there in the first place. I get her new numbers and plan for a hike and some bouldering a couple of weeks.

Into the food court. Hmmm don't see her anywhere
I show her G rated pictures to food court staff, not here today.

I buy myself a coke zero and a salad for lunch. Ten minutes later a tall blond in a short dress introduces herself as Dallas. This gal is a bit older than the picture shows. Plus I am sensing the is a problem. Something is wrong and I can't put my finger on it.

Dallas is not a woman (I have met many transsexuals in my line of work) this guy wasn't even in their league. I told Dallas, sorry not interested. Nope, no how, no way. He screams and curses at me and hit me one the side of my head with his purse. I got knocked off balance and went down. As I was getting up, I was dodging a crazy person with a purse. Felt like it had bricks in it (ended up being 60 dollars in rolled quarters).

Security is running up, cops are coming up. Purse takes out a cop, cop #2 tazes Dallas. He/She goes down after the second dart hits. I have a black left eye and cheek. Scratches on my left arm. Blood seeping from the left side nostril.

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