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Blogs > spiderj72 > Going to Hell for sure

I am helpful  

spiderj72 51M
5951 posts
5/3/2012 7:28 am
I am helpful

So you all know that I am a civic minded kind of guy and really just want to make this world a better place. So it was with this in mind that i bring you my sleep deprived brain wave from last night. I started thinking about nooners, and afternoon sex but no one seems to have mentioned anything about breakfast sex.

With that in mind there is no lack of suggestive items on the breakfast table, fresh fruit, phallic sausages, eggs, i could go on and on. Instead i bring to you the latest and greatest invention of mine. I call it the Maple Syrup Handy.

Take one erect penis and quickly saturate with maple syrup, then let the stroking begin. This is a great way to begin the day with a little vigorous exercise as well as a proper load of sugar in your veins. Yes i do realize it is a sticky start to the day but just imagine how much fun cleanup will be. You must be aware that the syrup will get warm and make for a nice envelope of heat and sexy stimulation. You can use aunt jemima if you are into older<b> interracial </font></b>as well.

Now onto a more serious subject. People will be arriving is chicago soon if not already and i can honestly say i wish i was there. You know who you are and why i would be dying to head there. Behave yourselves and don't do anything that i wouldn't do. That leaves you all a tonne of leeway. Check in with you guys later.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
5/3/2012 8:28 am
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naughty things to tell me. well that is almost as good as the maple syrup handy.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
5/3/2012 9:15 pm
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does it really matter?


gottaring 52F
15850 posts
5/4/2012 6:29 am

 Your name came up last night...we all agreed that we wished you were here with us But I miss you most of all .
When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
5/4/2012 8:50 am
    Quoting gottaring:
    Your name came up last night...we all agreed that we wished you were here with us But I miss you most of all .
awww. that is about as sweet as my maple syrup handy. i miss you too sweet one.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
5/4/2012 8:34 pm
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now you tell me. fuck.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
5/6/2012 4:41 pm
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total creativity on my part. i have no one who is willing to upset their insulin levels with this sort of fun.


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