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Things i dont understand  

spiderj72 51M
5951 posts
11/12/2011 9:23 am
Things i dont understand


I will be the first to say that i know a lot of shit. Hell i have a BA. I also know that i dont know some stuff or more importantly your Uncle spider just doesnt understand it. Here is a list, feel free to jump in anytime.

Foot fetish. I have no idea who figured out this one. or how they find a foot hot. seems a little off to me

Why you dont follow through with a meet up after doing all the work on this site for so long. If all you wanted was a pic of my dick just ask and you will recieve.

Why people insist on doing the same thing in bed. And before you smartasses say fuck i mean position wise. There are about a billion different books and a billion different positions too.

Bleaching your asshole. Nuff said.

Forgetting your manners when it comes to clothes off time. Thank her when you are done. It is classy and proper.

Women who use sex as a reward system. you ususally find this in long term relationships where she gets you to do stuff by maybe letting you get some. Not cool.

Why so many people treat sex like a dirty thing. Sex is a basic biological drive like eating and sleep. The human ingenuity has gone to work on those other two drives and we should start rewarding the ingenuity around sex. Talking about it freely and openly as well.

That is a good enough start to the list. Please feel free to add or make me understand some of the items on the list. I also want to thank my readers for their outpouring of care and love when i posted i had the flu yesterday. I appreciate every kind thought and word that you sent my way.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/12/2011 2:36 pm

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hear hear. my diaper days are long behind me. thanks abby, another one i dont get.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/12/2011 2:37 pm

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too much money in some peoples wallets i guess. go figure.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/12/2011 2:38 pm

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you didnt say the magic word. politness counts remember.


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
11/12/2011 4:53 pm

the feet thingy gets me too..some specifically request to send them my feet pic....although my feet are just ok...nothing wrong with them...i just don't feel very sexy about them...not to mention, penis pics jacked off by ladies feet...WTF??? is that called feetjob??? i just don't know...i don't think it's sexy...


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/12/2011 6:55 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    the feet thingy gets me too..some specifically request to send them my feet pic....although my feet are just ok...nothing wrong with them...i just don't feel very sexy about them...not to mention, penis pics jacked off by ladies feet...WTF??? is that called feetjob??? i just don't know...i don't think it's sexy...
there are so many better parts of you to get excited by other than your feet. and i am sure they are lovely. what is it about feet? someone tell me please. not sexy to me either.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/12/2011 9:24 pm

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better. lol


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
11/13/2011 9:12 am

Forget the Foot Fetish question. Ask yourself the most basic of questions about why we do what we do sexually when we do what we done did do.
Who was the first person to decide kissing would be a good idea?
I can picture the guy; I'll call him Gurack, sitting around the fire pit after his clan has just finished polishing off a tasty, if undercooked,Rhino leg.
Gurack looks across the dancing flames and spots Urgrap. She's looking pretty fine tonight, what with bits of partially chewed meat still clinging to her hairy chin.....oh so damned seductive!
Gurack's sitting there thinking - Man! I just really want to go over there and taste the food that's in Urgrap's mouth.- -I know I'm eating the same damned thing, but the way she chews makes it look so much better.
Gurack does a smooth move or two to make his way over to Urgrap without looking too obvious. As she's distracted by a large beetle trying to burrow it's way into her foot, Gurack seizes his opportunity to latch onto her lips with his own and get his tongue in there to sample the tasty treat inside.
Urgrap is shocked at first, and starts to turn away, but then suddenly gets a taste of that tree slug that Gurack had for desert and decides to ride this whole thing out.
The french claim they started the whole tongue thing, but I'm betting we should start calling it FirePit Kissing instead of French Kissing.
Just a thought.


cute_n_nerdy 43F
1478 posts
11/13/2011 10:12 am

I like having my feet worshiped, I'm going to admit to this. I love it when someone is completely focused on me and my pleasure, and I like foot rubs, dammit! But I feel guilty when I'm the only one who gets anything out of it, so I like it when people like doing it.


somefunincalgary 56M/44F
125 posts
11/13/2011 10:38 am

To me a nice foot well or feet. hope they came in pairs.
Is an attractive part to look at & too hold. Heels, stockings, painted nails. My gawd
The feelings of your foot being touched, massaged. Ever hear of reflexology. many believe the foot helps solve much of what might be wrong with the body.
The joy of touching a nice clean oh yes clean foot. Clean gotta be clean. The joy of touching that foot knowing the pleasure that the person that it is attatched too is feeling from your touch.
I have had a pedicure and can tell you that it feels damn good.
I don't know if my thoughts or feelings on a ladies foot constitute a fetish, but to me it kinda goes with touching , exploring, enjoying all of her body.
To me the involvement of the bodies wastes liquid or solid is beyond comprehension.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/13/2011 11:06 am

    Quoting OneStrangeBeast:
    Forget the Foot Fetish question. Ask yourself the most basic of questions about why we do what we do sexually when we do what we done did do.
    Who was the first person to decide kissing would be a good idea?
    I can picture the guy; I'll call him Gurack, sitting around the fire pit after his clan has just finished polishing off a tasty, if undercooked,Rhino leg.
    Gurack looks across the dancing flames and spots Urgrap. She's looking pretty fine tonight, what with bits of partially chewed meat still clinging to her hairy chin.....oh so damned seductive!
    Gurack's sitting there thinking - Man! I just really want to go over there and taste the food that's in Urgrap's mouth.- -I know I'm eating the same damned thing, but the way she chews makes it look so much better.
    Gurack does a smooth move or two to make his way over to Urgrap without looking too obvious. As she's distracted by a large beetle trying to burrow it's way into her foot, Gurack seizes his opportunity to latch onto her lips with his own and get his tongue in there to sample the tasty treat inside.
    Urgrap is shocked at first, and starts to turn away, but then suddenly gets a taste of that tree slug that Gurack had for desert and decides to ride this whole thing out.
    The french claim they started the whole tongue thing, but I'm betting we should start calling it FirePit Kissing instead of French Kissing.
    Just a thought.
that i think may be the best story on how tongue kissing came about. i particularly like the hairy chin, very sexy.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/13/2011 11:08 am

    Quoting cute_n_nerdy:
    I like having my feet worshiped, I'm going to admit to this. I love it when someone is completely focused on me and my pleasure, and I like foot rubs, dammit! But I feel guilty when I'm the only one who gets anything out of it, so I like it when people like doing it.
i totally get the footrub. that i understand. i dont get the jerking off on them and photos of them. but hey that is just me.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/13/2011 11:10 am

    Quoting somefunincalgary:
    To me a nice foot well or feet. hope they came in pairs.
    Is an attractive part to look at & too hold. Heels, stockings, painted nails. My gawd
    The feelings of your foot being touched, massaged. Ever hear of reflexology. many believe the foot helps solve much of what might be wrong with the body.
    The joy of touching a nice clean oh yes clean foot. Clean gotta be clean. The joy of touching that foot knowing the pleasure that the person that it is attatched too is feeling from your touch.
    I have had a pedicure and can tell you that it feels damn good.
    I don't know if my thoughts or feelings on a ladies foot constitute a fetish, but to me it kinda goes with touching , exploring, enjoying all of her body.
    To me the involvement of the bodies wastes liquid or solid is beyond comprehension.
you may be the first here to admit to enjoying the feet and the ways of it. for myself there are much better parts to spend my time and energy on. even if my partner begged for me to tongue her toes i would balk. if you are saying that the whole toilet games thing boggles your mind, throw my mind in right beside yours cause i dont get that either.


KCey2 64F

11/13/2011 4:45 pm

    Quoting OneStrangeBeast:
    Forget the Foot Fetish question. Ask yourself the most basic of questions about why we do what we do sexually when we do what we done did do.
    Who was the first person to decide kissing would be a good idea?
    I can picture the guy; I'll call him Gurack, sitting around the fire pit after his clan has just finished polishing off a tasty, if undercooked,Rhino leg.
    Gurack looks across the dancing flames and spots Urgrap. She's looking pretty fine tonight, what with bits of partially chewed meat still clinging to her hairy chin.....oh so damned seductive!
    Gurack's sitting there thinking - Man! I just really want to go over there and taste the food that's in Urgrap's mouth.- -I know I'm eating the same damned thing, but the way she chews makes it look so much better.
    Gurack does a smooth move or two to make his way over to Urgrap without looking too obvious. As she's distracted by a large beetle trying to burrow it's way into her foot, Gurack seizes his opportunity to latch onto her lips with his own and get his tongue in there to sample the tasty treat inside.
    Urgrap is shocked at first, and starts to turn away, but then suddenly gets a taste of that tree slug that Gurack had for desert and decides to ride this whole thing out.
    The french claim they started the whole tongue thing, but I'm betting we should start calling it FirePit Kissing instead of French Kissing.
    Just a thought.
omgoodness I love it!! thanks for the laugh!!


KCey2 64F

11/13/2011 4:49 pm

i think the bleached asshole came from porn where they wanted the little pucker to look clean and pink! most little puckers are darker with a little or a lot of hair--- so it just looked better from that end ya know don't have a clue how you do it though!! seems kinda extreme but if you are really into anal--maybe not???
just my thoughts...... kc
oh the one I really don't get is someones fascination with poo itself or the smell thereof---seriously?? ewww
kc


KCey2 64F

11/13/2011 4:52 pm

oh one more thing---spidey if you take your clothes off for me--- I will thank ya!!! lol--- {=} and and spidey one thing the church taught was NOT to use sex for a reward system they taught that once married your body was not your own--- and his was not his own-- you were one..... hows that??? lol


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/13/2011 6:50 pm

    Quoting KCey2:
    i think the bleached asshole came from porn where they wanted the little pucker to look clean and pink! most little puckers are darker with a little or a lot of hair--- so it just looked better from that end ya know don't have a clue how you do it though!! seems kinda extreme but if you are really into anal--maybe not???
    just my thoughts...... kc
    oh the one I really don't get is someones fascination with poo itself or the smell thereof---seriously?? ewww
    kc
i thought the porn thing too but yeah the first one to bleach the asshole is a brave little mother f'er. i like them all dark or light. yeah the poo games are just wrong in my book too.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/13/2011 6:51 pm

    Quoting KCey2:
    oh one more thing---spidey if you take your clothes off for me--- I will thank ya!!! lol--- {=} and and spidey one thing the church taught was NOT to use sex for a reward system they taught that once married your body was not your own--- and his was not his own-- you were one..... hows that??? lol
i wish more women would realize that the vag is not the be all and end all of rewards for a man. sex is not a weapon in this fight.


Phaedrus61616 63M

11/13/2011 8:50 pm

I don't understand the foot fetish either. But shoe fetish, that's something I can understand.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
11/13/2011 9:23 pm

    Quoting Phaedrus61616:
    I don't understand the foot fetish either. But shoe fetish, that's something I can understand.
i have been waiting for you to jump in on this. lol


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