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Blogs > loadeddice101 > Puppy dogs and Fairy fables!!!

Mental meanderings, sexual positions and firemen!!!  

loadeddice101 52M
351 posts
4/12/2014 6:16 pm
Mental meanderings, sexual positions and firemen!!!
Why do women consider firemen HOT??? I seen 2 today that were.... I woman(I'm not) I woulda puked in me mouth!!!

Seriously, not good looking... one looked liked Fester Addams and the other......Seal......you know, the Klume's X!!! Ugly!!! And yet, the fairly pretty......if not too skinny redhead was all kinds O interested?

WHy? I ask again!?

WHy?

Was speaking of life with a younger fella yesterday(in the elevator)....."why are you not banging all these old ladies"....

His answer.....they're gross!!!

"what!!!.... did I hear that right?"

Yeah, fuck these old ladies..... they are all nasty

But, don't you wanna tell your grandkids you
lived.....once?

Fuck no, maybe? Nah! These fucking ladies are stupid

(thinking...damn this cusses a lot) OK, but they all seem easy

There are 2 that I would let give me a blowjob....but I hate them!!

So, after this, my grand advice to this young man to whet his whistle on the easy old ladies working at this FINE, if NOT horribly overpriced establishment... I thought..... have my standards dropped so low that the very inkling of a semi conscious 55 year old is enticing????
Is this the low....low that I've reached??? I was hitting on the old cholla lady with red streaks in her hair after all......(and she knew)....

I think I am officially that disgusting old man that I met 25 years ago who told me to ask the 35 year old waitress on a date(she was smitten) and I was like...ugh.... fuck that, shit!!!! I hate her!!!!

As I start my weekend.....drinking Angry Orchard.... I think..... and think...... and hate that that I was..... and pity that poor stupid fool in the elevator. Who refuses to take this gran OLD mehicano's incredible advice!!!!

I fucking HATE that shit!!!!

Dice is here!!!! and soooooo! Not queer!!!

are feeling it????
_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
4/12/2014 10:27 pm

 Yeah, but what about... "I'm Rick James bitch!!!"

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__Maria__ 58F
8252 posts
4/13/2014 12:20 am

 Firemen are good sex.


~~~*I* only blog for entertainment and for practicing my Inglés~~~


_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
2/28/2015 1:38 am

 And what's the REAL meaning of "I've got a heinous paynus!!!!!

insert exploding bomb image here


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