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If You Can Read This, The Mayans Were Wrong  

gottaring 52F
10306 posts
12/20/2012 8:47 pm
If You Can Read This, The Mayans Were Wrong

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ABBC12356 41M
2268 posts
4/14/2016 5:17 am

GOOD


urzorally 55M
740 posts
12/27/2012 10:15 am

My resolution for 2013: Have more sex! I'll keep it simple...whew, lol.


r_Breaker 36M
24 posts
12/26/2012 3:27 pm

i meant cookies, not cookings haha


r_Breaker 36M
24 posts
12/26/2012 3:27 pm

Im a vikings fan..and bc you're a packers fan im going to cum all over your delicious looking cookings. Hows that for holiday cheer lol.


leftbehind62 62M  
2121 posts
12/24/2012 8:52 am

Lmao!!! Your blogs are back!!! At least for me! and glad I was not the one you wrote the douchebag email back too!!!! Hehehe!

It will all be better eventually!!! My resolution is to finally win that damned powerball jackpot! Lol! Then I can do what I need to do and have fun!

Merry Christmas to you and your family! xo sexy!


MyNameIsKay 62F  
11887 posts
12/22/2012 7:01 pm

I'm sure that's how you explained it to your kids when they asked why you didn't put faces on the gingerbread men!!!

As always, I'm hoping to get back to my exercise routine...that's a standard. Take care GR...have a good holiday and new year.

Swim...Bike...Done


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
12/21/2012 1:03 pm

Check the kitchen...I've just pinched those cookies! They look delicious.

I've lots of resolutions but I'm keeping quiet about them.


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
12/21/2012 12:06 pm

I want to broaden my horizons and travel more next year.


buxombbw4u 56F
16144 posts
12/21/2012 10:51 am

I don't make New Year's Resolutions, but I love yours!

And I really like the cookies too. Mmmmm... cookies!

2022... it HAS be better, right?!


hornyguyMN 43M
16352 posts
12/21/2012 10:36 am

As far as number 1 goes. I can tell you from experience that masturbation doesn't really help the craving for sex. If anything it can make it worse. But maybe that is just me.


sailfast64 59M  
2984 posts
12/21/2012 8:34 am

Solid list. I wouldn't expand it at all, except maybe to drink more coffee .


LadyUnlaced 49F
34177 posts
12/21/2012 7:47 am

The more I masturbate the more sex I seem to want to have, Your mileage may vary

I have been a bad blogger lately too, G. Maybe we can both get our act together in 2013!

Free your mind. Open your heart. Move a mountain. An Open Book...

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spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
12/21/2012 7:39 am

the mayans were pussies when it comes to this end of the world shit, as for your list i like the vague "something about fixing my marriage". Personally i try to consult vaginae about all my major decision making. It makes it really tricky with those car salesman at the car lots but its ok really. How about smile more and i would be remiss if i didnt demand more pictures of your posterior.


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
12/21/2012 5:24 am

    Quoting  :

You don't need to gain any weight. You are perfect the way you are.

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
12/21/2012 5:21 am

I will do 123 with you.

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








jim50plus 66M
2358 posts
12/21/2012 4:51 am

Don't get too excited just yet about the world not ending. Nothing ever happens on time in Mexico.


EasyriderNM 64M
3074 posts
12/21/2012 12:17 am

Hiya, G!

I think I'll make a list of shit and then put it where I can't find it for a year!

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Audentes Fortuna Iuvat
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JN63JPN 61F  
27439 posts
12/20/2012 10:48 pm

I don't like to make promises I can't keep so I don't do the New Year resolution stuff

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gardenboy321 60M  
41936 posts
12/20/2012 9:38 pm

We want porno gingerbread cookies! And I do want to see a rendering of GB!

As for #1 one on your list... don't do it love! I've tried that and it only makes me want it more! Lol

Thoughts from the Garden...


goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
12/20/2012 9:30 pm

I usually don't make any New Years Lies, so I never break them.


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
12/20/2012 9:26 pm

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There will be a tomorrow!


luvgunn27 38M

12/20/2012 9:20 pm

I like number 1


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