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The is dead....but don't call PETA  

rm_clitlick4you 73M
1544 posts
6/3/2011 11:00 am

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The is dead....but don't call PETA


Well my friends, another lesson learned from Mrs. Bob last night.

We're sitting on the deck last night, glass of wine in hand talking about our day.

Innocuous enough conversation. What happened, anything exciting occur, how did that project end up, etc. You know, just normal chit chat.

Soon the subject turned to something I had been promising to do, and hadn't remembered to do. OK, I admit it, I remembered, it just wasn't high enough on my priority list to get around to checking off.

Now, I know I was wrong, and I apologized. And it wouldn't have made any difference if I HADN'T been wrong. You see, I'm a pleaser, and I detest conflict. It's much easier to admit I'm wrong and move on than it is to dig in my heels just on principle.

Well, it seems as if we might have had more glasses of wine than I realized, because in this case, she wouldn't let it go. No amount of "I'm sorry's" was going to be accepted.

She kept recounting the event, and I kept saying I'm sorry.

And then, I uttered that fateful phrase....

"Mrs. Bob, the is on it's back, all four feet are sticking straight up in the air...it's dead. Let's quit beating it".

Oops.

Well, Mrs. Bob proceeded to give me a stare that would have KILLED the on it's own. She then calmly said, "It's not dead until I say it's dead".

That's when it dawned on me. Yep, another epiphany.

Mrs. Bob (and maybe many other women) work through issues by (gasp) TALKING about them.

Mr. Bob (and maybe many other men) work through issues by recognizing the problem, owning it when appropriate, and trying to fix it.

Is it logic versus emotion? Is it idiocy versus verbal analysis? I don't know.

What I DO know is that Mrs. Bob is now the veterinarian of the household. SHE will pronounce when the is dead.

And now, I must go. I have some tasks I need to perform.

Have a nice weekend my friends.

Bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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SolarPowered0 118M
8346 posts
6/3/2011 1:13 pm


Sometimes, Bob...

Ya just gotta beat a horse down to size, after it dies... to get the sucker to fit in the hole it dug for itself. Other times, it just rolls over into it, nice and neat... all on its own.

Either way, it still dug its own hole. Am I right--or what?

Solar...


spiceyblond 56F
5388 posts
6/3/2011 1:21 pm

I once heard that women have a certain quota of words they must speak each day. The man's quota is unfortunately only a fraction of ours... Men and women... logic vs emotions, yes... ! I see a lot of beauty in the two of you having your evening chit chats, though... You're a man of character, Mr. Bob


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
6/3/2011 2:18 pm

Dead is Dead,,,I don't care who calls it

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rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 2:28 pm

    Quoting  :

I KNOW you're right CG...it's just that when the same thing is being said over and over again...geeze.

I DO listen...but only for so long. lol

And yes, I READILY admit when I've forgotten something, and sometimes even when I never knew it in the first place.

you know, that "don't you remember, I told you that" comment when I KNOW she didn't tell me....I still tell her I forgot.

bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 2:29 pm

    Quoting  :

well, we do tend to move on pretty quickly I think. But I TRY not to, just don't always succeed. lol

Bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 2:30 pm

    Quoting SolarPowered0:

    Sometimes, Bob...

    Ya just gotta beat a horse down to size, after it dies... to get the sucker to fit in the hole it dug for itself. Other times, it just rolls over into it, nice and neat... all on its own.

    Either way, it still dug its own hole. Am I right--or what?

    Solar...
Well Solar...I mange to dig my own grave often enough. Think I'll try to not do that so much in the future. lol

Hope you're feeling better.

Bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 2:32 pm

    Quoting spiceyblond:
    I once heard that women have a certain quota of words they must speak each day. The man's quota is unfortunately only a fraction of ours... Men and women... logic vs emotions, yes... ! I see a lot of beauty in the two of you having your evening chit chats, though... You're a man of character, Mr. Bob
I think you're right. And sometimes I think they use up a week's quota in a 30 minute conversation. lmao

As to the evening chats...it's "our time" to just talk about life.

And as to your comment, I like that. I'd LOVE for people to think of me as a man of character, instead of just A character.

bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 2:32 pm

    Quoting  :

Wise words sexy...wise words indeed.

bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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sasnnice 62F

6/3/2011 2:41 pm

hehehe...very funny and stop using certain phrases Hon...it could get you in hot hot water. My hubby does not drop things at all until he says it is over. He is an intellectual and loves to debate things to death even when I say, I am overwhelmed and I can't hold anymore information. He can see, my poor eyes are crossed and my jaw dropping but will the beautiful man stop, oh heck no...

So at the risk of being 'stoned'...all genders have this dilemma...some call it 'nagging' or talkative or chatty or what not.

Loved the story...thanks for the giggle..pour more wine please

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venturebrother72 52M
252 posts
6/3/2011 2:46 pm

Beating a dead horse, eating crow, cat's got your tongue, nice beaver...I think men should just stay away from animals.


hideeho 61M

6/3/2011 3:00 pm

Yep, been there, done that, just never heard it described so well.


milly1629 62F
9186 posts
6/3/2011 3:30 pm

you know i adore mrs bob she is just soooo cool and i can actually see you nodding in agreement


rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 3:40 pm

You're right my friend. lol

Bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
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rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 3:42 pm

    Quoting sasnnice:
    hehehe...very funny and stop using certain phrases Hon...it could get you in hot hot water. My hubby does not drop things at all until he says it is over. He is an intellectual and loves to debate things to death even when I say, I am overwhelmed and I can't hold anymore information. He can see, my poor eyes are crossed and my jaw dropping but will the beautiful man stop, oh heck no...

    So at the risk of being 'stoned'...all genders have this dilemma...some call it 'nagging' or talkative or chatty or what not.

    Loved the story...thanks for the giggle..pour more wine please
Actually I tend to do that with Mrs. Bob too.

I hear her tell me that she understands...she just doesn't agree. lol
No amount of "talking" will convince her at that point.

Bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 3:43 pm

    Quoting venturebrother72:
    Beating a dead horse, eating crow, cat's got your tongue, nice beaver...I think men should just stay away from animals.
Now THOSE are wise words. lmao

Bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 3:43 pm

    Quoting hideeho:
    Yep, been there, done that, just never heard it described so well.
well...I guess misery DOES love company. lol

Bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 3:44 pm

    Quoting milly1629:
    you know i adore mrs bob she is just soooo cool and i can actually see you nodding in agreement
Yep...nodding away.

I think she's pretty cool too.

Bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
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stardust81937 87M
8340 posts
6/3/2011 5:54 pm

This is really a funny post, Bob. And....it's sooo correct. Good job! xxxxdavid


rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 7:05 pm

    Quoting  :

I think we all pronounce dead horses nic. You're right...sometimes they're not quite dead yet lol

Bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 7:07 pm

    Quoting  :

Damn limi...got me.

Actually, I promised Mrs. Bob I would do something. I didn't promise I'd do something for her. A little different.

But the larger point you're making is true. I told her I'd do something, and I didn't.

I HATE your logic. lmao

Bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 7:09 pm

    Quoting  :

Maybe that's the difference. I think about it BEFORE talking. lmao.

But you're right...we all just want to be understood...and it does avoid conflict.

I don't think I have to worry about the two of us not talking. We spend a LOT of time working on that.

Bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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rm_clitlick4you 73M
3099 posts
6/3/2011 7:09 pm

    Quoting stardust81937:
    This is really a funny post, Bob. And....it's sooo correct. Good job! xxxxdavid
Thanks David. I was actually laughing as I was writing it thinking back upon the conversation. lol

Bob

Peace is my sister. wgf
And please...the name is Bob...not clit.
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rm_friend6022 63M
2936 posts
6/3/2011 8:14 pm

I thought your response was perfectly legit. Which may explain why i'm still single.


sugar4you1980 43F
5077 posts
6/3/2011 10:11 pm

LMAO .... at least realized the SOLUTION to the problem

Next time just hand her a dead fish to flog it with ... you know ... for good measure.

The most important thing you can wear is the expression on your face!


TwiztedFantasies 62M/63F

6/4/2011 5:40 am

Of course it's logic vs emotion...everyone knows a man is ruled by logic and a woman by emotion.... that's why men are from Mars

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