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The good night Kiss  

mflater1 73M  
23912 posts
11/10/2017 5:09 pm

Last Read:
11/25/2017 8:00 am
The good night Kiss


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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little amorous. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you have sex with me?” Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!” "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" he asks, grinning at her. “No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?” "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!” “No way, it’s just too risky!” “Oh please, please.... love you so much!” “No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!” “Oh yes you can. Please?” “No, no... I just can’t!” “I’m begging you.”
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s older sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice, she says: “Dad says to go ahead and have sex with him, or I can do it, or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it . . . but for God’s sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom!

Hopping you enjoyed this and have a great weekend.



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This is not meant to offend any one in any way.









mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
11/25/2017 8:00 am
    Quoting marysia4u:
    They are probably together now after all these years.

Yes I hope so
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marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/13/2017 1:59 pm
    Quoting mflater1:
    Yes for sure . I won't have to break the news to Carmen then . I lost her in the move . She not even a note to say where she was going .
They are probably together now after all these years.


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
11/12/2017 7:41 pm
    Quoting  :
glad you enjoyed
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
11/12/2017 8:24 am

 Great
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
11/12/2017 8:23 am
    Quoting marysia4u:
    Roy got a leak. Was hard to make him stand long enough to dress him up and take his photo. so he has gone to the doll heaven.

    I did a Roy blog some time ago, but most of his followers had left. Think his time was up. He did give us a few laughs along the way.

Yes for sure . I won't have to break the news to Carmen then . I lost her in the move . She not even a note to say where she was going .
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/11/2017 12:25 pm
    Quoting mflater1:
    I must has missed that growing up both the joke and the circumstance . I keep forgetting to ask you how Roy is doing??
Roy got a leak. Was hard to make him stand long enough to dress him up and take his photo. so he has gone to the doll heaven.

I did a Roy blog some time ago, but most of his followers had left. Think his time was up. He did give us a few laughs along the way.


stars_light4U 66F
3808 posts
11/11/2017 10:54 am

 i love that one

Looking forward to a good year ahead!!

Stars_light4U


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
11/11/2017 2:20 am

 I must has missed that growing up both the joke and the circumstance . I keep forgetting to ask you how Roy is doing??
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mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
11/11/2017 2:15 am
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Too funny ty mf and have a great weekend yourself hugs V
Thanks I will . It has finally warmed up enough yesterday that my windows on my van are not frozen shut anymore.
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marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/10/2017 10:26 pm

An oldie, but a goodie.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
11/10/2017 8:12 pm

 Too funny ty mf and have a great weekend yourself hugs V
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