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A night in NJ With the Band  

mflater1 73M  
23913 posts
9/6/2010 6:29 am

Last Read:
9/11/2010 12:17 pm

A night in NJ With the Band


I was staying at a Holiday Inn Across the river from NY City

I am bored after a hard days work in NY. Whats a guy to do right I go the lounge to have a few drinks.

After a few drinks I start listening to the band. They are great and had this lead singer who is a women with a beautiful voice and smile. Oh she could move too.

I had a few drinks by this time ( screw drivers ) Yes I used to drink hard liquor

I decided to sent the band a round of drinks in between songs the waitress gave them their drinks( The waitress is another story ok)

During their break the women came over to thank me for the drinks

Ok I am felling brave now because of all the drinks. I said to her I have bottle of Crown Royal( whiskey) in my room fresh from Canada un opened What to taste it?

She said sure I have some time. Lets go Off we go. When we got to my room I poured the drinks for us. What have got my self into right

It was none of that perverts

We just sat and talked and had lots of laughs

Then she said oh I have to go time for me to sing. We back to the lounge. There was the rest of band packing up mad at her because we had spent so much time in the room.

I felt bad Her friends where mad at her. I said wait I have lots of whiskey in my room I have to get rid of. Off we go the whole band to my room for drinks

We had fun talking ok. No monkey business

One guy asked me what is like to live on the road. Ok I am drunk now. I said it is no problem I have a blow up doll ( I did not )

Oh the laugh I got

Well 6 months later I walked back into lounge and they where playing again. This time I sober not one drink.

Their stopped playing their song in the middle of it and said over the Mic. Look it is our Canadian friend that has a blow up doll. Please welcome him back

Oh fuck was I embarrassed. I do make this shit up. It is a true story.

Moral of the story Be care full what you say

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.









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