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Whatever Annie wants...
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Whatever Annie wants... "So, Annie and Nicoletta, your assignment is simple. Each of you must write a blog post about the things that attract you or pique your interest in a profile or in an email. This must include both things that are under the man's control (e.g., his behavior) and things that are not (e.g., his physical gifts). I want you to give the readers an insight into what turns you on about men. You have until the end of Wednesday, December 8th to get your blog posts done. Now, I can't force you to write the posts. But I will be administering spankings if they aren't done by the deadline. And you two know I'm serious. ?* " Hi, guys! Better late than never, right? You should be warned that I am genetically predisposed to be late always, so if this is your pet peeve, feel free rule me out as a prospective playmate. However, feel free to continue reading to get some insight into the female mind. Not that I claim to be typical in any way. So, Pedro has asked me to share a little of what goes on in my head when a guy makes contact. Of course, Pedro has editorialized on this for me on many occasions, but I guess I am putting it together in one nice neat package for you. Lets start with a little honesty. This is primarily for me a superficial pursuit. I do not need to interview for a soul mate, I already have that. There is a very good likelihood that you and I will meet for a one-time hookup and then both move on. Which is not to say that a guy can't win me over intellectually, even for a one night stand. But if that is what you have going for you, you better show me (more on that later). This is also not to say that I don't occasionally meet up with someone more than once, but let's get through you impressing me enough to meet me the first time, shall we? The point being, that as much as I like to be generous with my attentions, I still need to be turned on. And given the volume of men there are to entertain on this site, I can't get to all of you. Now, of course, that can be turned around — I might not turn everyone on, and I can accept that. But, our profile and blog, I believe, gives plenty of insight into my general image and personality. So if you are looking for a girl that is in great physical shape — I carry it well, but I ain't that. But we are not here to talk about me today … Sure fire superficial ways to catch my attention: If you are particularly handsome, have great visible muscle tone, or are impressively well-hung, those pictures will get my attention. Note: if you are well hung, make sure that there is an appropriate size reference so I understand the scale — the guy who compared himself to a can of spray starch, for example, or the one who shows two female fists wrapped around his penis with room on top. Or if you can wrap the thing around your waist … So what if that is not you? What if you look in the mirror and say, "I'm satisfied with what I see. I'm no Matthew McConaughey or Denzel Washington or Long Dong Silver, but I'm not a either." Then show me what you like about you! I want to see pictures. Like Nicoletta, I understand if you want to remain anonymous at first, but let me see something. I have never yet made cold contact with a guy who did not have a photo on his site. I was explaining to a gentleman the other day, I would like to see something that gives me an idea of your face or facial structure, body and build, personal style, or endowment. Please pick at least 2 of the 4. And please, ensure they are current. And that they truly reflect your appearance. If you do not have them on your profile, please attach them in your e-mail contact. If neither, don't expect an answer back. "Personal style?" you ask. What is that? One of the most bewitching pics I've seen on Affairlook is of a gentleman wearing a tuxedo, sans jacket. A browse through his profile reveals multiple pics of him dressed up in suits or formal wear, obviously taken at different times and in different settings. If only he were closer … Another guy got his foot in the door by presenting a picture of himself in a suit, though after meeting him, I doubt he got gussied up that often. On the other hand, the biker dude also attracted my interest, and there was no doubt of his personality in his pics (Shout out darling — I'm still thinking of you.). Of course, I may have also been seduced by the pic of his rather impressive wang. If you are a tattoo guy, make me love it! A hat man? Show me your collection. Prefer not to bathe … well, we wouldn't have gotten along anyway. Unlike Nic, I find penis pictures genuinely useful in early contact, though usually not as a profile pic, unless you can meet one of the descriptions above. I like different cocks for different activities, and seeing your equipment lets me know, no offense, how best to use you. However, as Pedro has earlier pointed out, a bunch of disembodied penises with no other identification makes me feel like a med tech in an STD clinic — not sexy. Regardless of your physical attributes, the best way to get to me is to charm my panties off. Even if you do have incredible physical presentation, there is no such thing as a man with too many things going in his favor. However, the opposite can be a problem — you can have all the attributes in the world, but if you come off as a vain, self-centered ass, I will, and have, thrown such fish back in the water. So, how to accomplish such a feat? First, complete sentences please, with no abbreviations. I can barely bring myself to abbreviate words in a space-limited text, much less in a format like e-mail where I have almost unlimited space. Because I don't use abbreviations much, I don't understand them without careful study. This makes me feel stupid, trying to translate your message. You don't want me to feel stupid, do you? I'll give you a hint … I certainly don't want to feel stupid — that does not curl my toes. Second, write more than one sentence. Nothing to talk about? Read my profile and respond. We've made it real easy for you, our profile contains a message to single men that has questions we would like answered up-front. Even Standard members now have access to this, as Pedro has helpfully re-posted the message on our blog. No, I am not going to tell you what the questions are! Show me I am worth a little effort and look it up yourself! Bonus points if you comment genuinely on something in our profile or blog that I wasn't expecting. Third, if you want me to suck your brains out, don't just tell me you have them available, say something that indicates that. I have known a lot of men with college diplomas that must have majored in underwater basket weaving. On the other hand, if you can spit out phrases like "well thought out" or "intelligent dialogue" without misspellings or sounding like a pretentious jerk-off, you, my friend, are on your way. Also, let me know what you like or are willing to do for me. Do you offer complimentary massage or blueberry pancakes with each servicing? Make sure I know! Lots of guys out there say they love to eat pussy. Not original, but still much preferable to those that do not. I figure if I am willing to put my mouth down there on you, I should be able to expect the same in return. Really like garter belts or corsets? Like a girl who walks in looking like a slut, or more prefer conservative on the outside and racy underneath? A quick note on other turn-offs. Trying to get my attention by making a comment on a blog entry that is not a comment about said entry is a sure way to piss me off. Again, Pedro has come to the rescue of those that can't e-mail us outright and has provided you with convenient guestbook/comment pages within the blog. If you can't figure out how to use them, I'm not going to bother. Also, "discreet" in regards to your co-workers knowing about your personal life is one thing, but DO NOT TRY TO USE ME TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE. I don't do anything behind my husband's back, and if you have a significant other, I expect that they know what is going on too, whether or not they choose to participate. So, in conclusion gentlemen … I'm slutty. You don't even have to buy me dinner. But if you think I'm easy and you don't have to put forth any effort, then be prepared for a very long wait. |
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Very nicely done, my love. I thank you, and I'm sure the single men of Affairlook thank you for giving them the insight they needed. I only have one thing I'd like to add. Guys, it was nice of her to offer you the choice of " a girl who walks in looking like a slut, or … conservative on the outside and racy underneath." But, in all probability, she's going to show up looking like a slut, because I'm her husband, and I like her to show up looking like a slut, whether I'm there or not.
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So let me get this straight Pedro... You want her to show up looking like a slut, and conservative underneath? Pshaw. I know, I know, I am putting words into your mouth, Sorry. And Annie, What do you prefer on your blueberry pancakes? Powdered sugar? Sticky syrup? Peanut Butter? "One of these days, Alice, One of these days".
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If I am making blueberry, might as well do the wheatfree chocolatechip, too. Guess you are gonna watch? Hahahaha
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You see, this is why I'm not jealous of other men. Why would Annie stick around for blueberry (or chocolate chip) pancakes? Unless another man steals the recipe for my strawberry blintzes, she'll be home for breakfast. 'Cause I'm the only man that's got what she needs (in terms of breakfast, at least).
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