5715 posts 12/8/2007 9:06 am
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Walmart Greeter
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I believe that MY blog should be my thoughts and writings. Every now and then I come across something that is just too good not to share.
My brother rarely sends me forwards, but when he does I know it's got to be good. Enjoy! I hope the blog police don't deny this post, it is just too funny.
The Wal-Mart manager interviewed four equally qualified people at the same time by asking only one question: "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
The first person said, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
The second person said, "A BLINK. It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
The third person said, "Well, out at my dad's place in the country, you step out of the house there's a extra light switch and when you flip that switch, way out there at the barn the light comes on in an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said. Turning to the last person, the interviewer said, "OK, your turn."
The fourth person said: "After hearing the three previous answers, it is obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA. A few weeks ago I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already pooped my pants."
Look for person #4 at your local Wal-mart.
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11258 posts 12/8/2007 12:32 pm |
 ... Now THAT was great!!! Thanks, Sweetness! (Now WHERE do you want that smiley face sticker???)  / *hugs* / 
This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine. RECOMMENDED READING: A F F The Only Site For Me
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15173 posts 12/8/2007 11:51 pm |
LMAO! That is too cute! I'm glad you posted this!!!  {=}
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6852 posts 12/10/2007 5:58 am |
Quoting spunky11961:
So that's what I need to do to get the job....
~jeff
Seems that might be it. LMAO
DustStormDiva
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6852 posts 12/10/2007 5:59 am |
Me either, but I about peed my pants from laughing so hard when I read it. LOL
DustStormDiva
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6852 posts 12/10/2007 6:00 am |
Quoting rm__Safira:
... Now THAT was great!!! Thanks, Sweetness! (Now WHERE do you want that smiley face sticker???) / *hugs* /
Thanks! I thought it was great. I told it so many times the day I read it and I still can't get through the punch line without laughing.
DustStormDiva
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6852 posts 12/10/2007 6:00 am |
Quoting Whispersoftly5:
LMAO! That is too cute! I'm glad you posted this!!! {=}
It was just too good not to share.
DustStormDiva
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6852 posts 12/10/2007 7:49 am |
It's great! LOL
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