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Trough Urinals...A tale Of Woe
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Trough Urinals...A tale Of Woe Question: Who the hell invented this most deplorable of designs of urinary receptacle? Yes chaps, you will know exactly what I'm referring to but for my fair lady readers, I shall fill you in with a brief description of these ghastly, unhygienic abominations. You see, urinals fall broadly into two categories, namely individual (or enclosed) and communal. The former describes any receptacle wherein only the present user or pisser if you will, is making use of said receptacle thereof at a time. An example of this is the common 'Kidney' urinal, so termed as it ever so tenuously, resembles a kidney....presumably from a giant. This individual type model means that whilst one may find themselves (regretfully) stood directly next to a fellow pissing patron, only ones own piss will be entering the urinal being used (unless of course ones neighbor has particularly poor aim and is spraying all over the room) The second kind as mentioned before, is the communal urinal wherein EVERYONE pisses into the thing at the same time. The dreaded trough urinal is the classic design of this type. Needless to say, this latter design has a few pitfalls... Take earlier on today for instance, when I had the misfortune and great ignominy to find myself stood at one of these infernal things. It was rather crowded to say the least, with each of we chaps stood shoulder to shoulder as we relieved ourselves (and NO! - I don't mean that in any sexual way, you dirty minded buggers!)  Anyway, so there I was urinating unhappily away into this flowing yellow sea of communal piss when I was somewhat shocked to observe what I can only assume to have been somebody's unwanted kidney stone floating merrily on by me in the direction of the drainage hole! It was around this time also that I became aware that the guy next to me was pissing with such force into the trough that I was (most ungratefully) receiving his urinary splash back onto my person. Recoiling thus back in horror, I promptly marched over to the hand washers to give my coat and hands a damned good cleanse. Needless to say, but as is regretfully typical in public toilets here in the UK, the bloody thing didn't work! This aggravated my OCD tendencies somewhat as I was subsequently forced to go and buy one of those water free, hand sanitising gel things from a nearby shop which smelt suspiciously like Gin (the hand gel I mean, not the shop.....which actually smelt more like piss to me...or perhaps the stench had just stuck in my nostrils from the public toilets a few minutes prior.....or perhaps even worse it may have even been coming from me after the guy sprayed me at the urinal!) Either way, 'twas not my happiest hour  In other news: I watched Taken 3 yesterday. My review? What a pile of shit! Be sure to come back next time when I will be giving my professional verdict on the 'controversial' (oooohhhhh!) Fifty Shades Of Grey (which incidentally looks similarly, utter shit from where I'm sitting) |
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 Just wear rubber pants like everyone else in our family brother!!
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Poor Guy, hope you recover from your experience soon. Hope you did not have to work all day like that. Im thinking Taken 3 would be better than 50 Shades. lol      
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Oh, pooooooor YOU!!!! You MUST be in DIRE need of some TLC, no??  ***********If you have a yen to get" Up-a-Tree," Then it's just a hop-and-a-skip to get down with Meeee !
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When I were a lad I went into the pub toilets and found a mate of mine pissing on the ceiling... It was only a low ceiling, but still an impressive feat  I'm afraid when it comes to urinals I'm old school. I prefer the gutter type to the individual ones - where else do you get a bloke pulling out his cock and shouting "Room for a small one?"
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After reading this post I'm so glad I'm a woman! God! That's just disgusting  Are you really going to go see 50 Shades??? Why??? You can find much kinkier stuff right here
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Maybe it's a girl thing. but i just can't have people watch me pee.... can i ask... do you guys measure yourselves up against each other and feel happy or sad after it?? Wannabe/Sexpot - which one do you want me to be?
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lol Urinals are some truly grim things Did I happen to mention the stench coming from the one in my little misadventure to? Ah....probably best I don't but believe me, it was none too fragrant lol
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Just wear rubber pants like everyone else in our family brother!!
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Poor Guy, hope you recover from your experience soon. Hope you did not have to work all day like that. Im thinking Taken 3 would be better than 50 Shades. lol lol
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Lol After much personal deliberation (lasting approximately two whole seconds) I decided against the idea of putting myself through it lol Is it just me, or isn't the whole idea behind the books/film, merely a rip off of Nine And A Half Weeks?
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Oh, pooooooor YOU!!!! You MUST be in DIRE need of some TLC, no??
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When I were a lad I went into the pub toilets and found a mate of mine pissing on the ceiling... It was only a low ceiling, but still an impressive feat I'm afraid when it comes to urinals I'm old school. I prefer the gutter type to the individual ones - where else do you get a bloke pulling out his cock and shouting "Room for a small one?"  Blimey - lucky I never challenged him to a urinary duel as it were lol
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After reading this post I'm so glad I'm a woman! God! That's just disgusting Are you really going to go see 50 Shades??? Why??? You can find much kinkier stuff right here
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Maybe it's a girl thing. but i just can't have people watch me pee.... can i ask... do you guys measure yourselves up against each other and feel happy or sad after it?? I'll admit there was one occasion a year or so back when this happened and I left the room feeling decidedly inadequate.....I swear the guy next to me must have been sporting a good ten inches Lol
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Thanks for the read, I'm quite enjoying it, your very eloquent with your word's and very, very funny  btw... I really didn't know men share a big pot to piss in.
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Thanks for the read, I'm quite enjoying it, your very eloquent with your word's and very, very funny btw... I really didn't know men share a big pot to piss in. xOh yes, as decidedly ghastly as it sounds, trough urinals are very much communal affairs with everyone adding to the broth as it were  lol
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