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New And Exclusive: The Latest Breakthrough In Penile Lengthening Technology….
 

Mygentlecaress 50M
12856 posts
12/7/2011 5:53 am
New And Exclusive: The Latest Breakthrough In Penile Lengthening Technology….
Yes, here it is! Now we chaps can all have peckers comparable in dimension to that formerly possessed by the late, great John Holmes and furthermore, we can see the phallic-tastic results swiftly and (relatively) painlessly with the help of this inexpensive and revolutionary apparatus.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I proudly present unto you, The Johnson Stretcher
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Remember, a 14, 15 or maybe even 20 inch cock could be only weeks away from now!
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funfun5865 59F

12/7/2011 6:58 am

 I don't think that is painless.


Vixn_Vella 49F  
14911 posts
12/7/2011 7:19 am

 looks like a younger Hugh Hefner!!!

I'm all for a little bit of fun cock-torture but ohmygawd!

I hope he is satisfied with his results!
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rm_rubenesque8 51F
3244 posts
12/7/2011 7:32 am

 Ouch! Please tell me, you're not next in line?


traveljunkie13 56F
11089 posts
12/7/2011 8:13 am

 Is it just me or does he look rather disinterested in the whole thing? There's really no look of pleasure or pain on his face. Weird.


nakedone53 69M
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12/7/2011 8:46 am

 OW! OW! OW! AW No Thanks !
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cblgrl2005 115F
2584 posts
12/7/2011 9:51 am

 I was expecting gross---and what I got was curious. Dude seems in shape--and I know men in India stretch their johnsons for some reason---but wow


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
12/7/2011 10:30 am

 He looks like he is trying not to cry.

Better not try that on a cold day, it might just snap off.


_infinity_ 112F
5688 posts
12/7/2011 1:39 pm

 Why can't a man just be happy with what he has.


sweetest_wet 62F

12/7/2011 1:50 pm

 oh no! that is so wrong! How can anyone enjoy doing that?
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spiceyblond 56F
5388 posts
12/7/2011 4:25 pm

 Oh wow!! I'm not even a guy and I grabbed my crotch!


fancy_for_you 47F
3012 posts
12/7/2011 5:46 pm

 Is it me or does that look like his balls in that and they're pulling the skin up over his johnson???
~~Fuzzy~~


Just_MsRoss 49F

12/7/2011 6:15 pm

 I think it's actually his gonads in the sling too, lol... holy hell that's gotta HURT!
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12/8/2011 12:07 am

 The lengths men go through . . .
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blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
12/8/2011 12:23 am
    Quoting traveljunkie13:
    Is it just me or does he look rather disinterested in the whole thing? There's really no look of pleasure or pain on his face. Weird.
I was thinking the same thing too.
One of those pics that make you go hhhmmmmmm...


openagenda 108M
6275 posts
12/8/2011 12:48 am

 Hey MGC

In Japan they been hanging weights from their dong for years. Tis a proven method. Hasn't done much for their population growth though.

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SexiLuvinGirl 65F
6975 posts
12/8/2011 6:15 am

 Ouch?


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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
12/8/2011 8:05 am
    Quoting funfun5865:
    I don't think that is painless.
I do detect a distinct grimace on the chap's face
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
12/8/2011 8:06 am
    Quoting Vixn_Vella:
    looks like a younger Hugh Hefner!!!

    I'm all for a little bit of fun cock-torture but ohmygawd!

    I hope he is satisfied with his results!
If this is what goes on in the infamous Playboy Mansion then my fantasies of visiting it one day are now right out of the window
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
12/8/2011 8:07 am
    Quoting  :
The things we chaps will do to attain extra length
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
12/8/2011 8:08 am

 Being as OCD as I am, I'll expect this to be thoroughly cleaned and disinfected before I use it
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
12/8/2011 8:09 am
    Quoting  :
I bet they'd be mightily proud of their son's clear mind for innovation though
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
12/8/2011 8:09 am
    Quoting traveljunkie13:
    Is it just me or does he look rather disinterested in the whole thing? There's really no look of pleasure or pain on his face. Weird.
He's probably dosed up to the eyeballs with painkillers
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
12/8/2011 8:39 am

 Welcome to my blog Naked I think I'll take a pass on this device to
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
12/8/2011 8:41 am
    Quoting cblgrl2005:
    I was expecting gross---and what I got was curious. Dude seems in shape--and I know men in India stretch their johnsons for some reason---but wow
lol Fear not, for this pic is just a deliberate lull before I unveil a new and even more gross batch of goodness
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
12/8/2011 8:42 am
    Quoting marysia4u:
    He looks like he is trying not to cry.

    Better not try that on a cold day, it might just snap off.

lol I can almost hear the sound of the dangerously taut skin from here
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