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The Ultimate In Female Fashion Accessories
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The Ultimate In Female Fashion Accessories Here it is - surely these are going to take the world by storm  ..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Now, don't all rush at once; Please form an orderly queue for yours |
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ecck! I'll pass, thank you very much.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh the good times they will have!
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Most of the women I know like the fact that we get to walk around without something dangling between our legs 
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No need to bring my cock ring as hers is built in. Not sure if I trust my penis with all the hanging wires though. But my balls hitting the monkey with the sunglasses? Now that would REALLY do it for me!  Thoughts from the Garden...
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How does she have sex? Or maybe that's a female chastity device and that is the guard at the door?
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Wonder if she would set off the alarms at the airport? 
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another one what makes me say WTF????? no way would i want that lot wedged between my legs lol big hugs xoxoxoxo Life is what we make it, so let's make it good!!! come visit my blog bettiebear Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.     
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 no words for this
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Every time I think you have found the ultimate in genital pain, you show me something else. It's like a car accident, I can't help but look. Red lipstick and "fuck me" shoes. What more could you want?  
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Holy grief...looks like is her time to bring out the secret weapon - "The nuclear Options"... ~~I may be no better, but at least I am different.~~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau ~~Stop by my adventure land ~♑~Reambiguating the world~♑~  
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lol It looks like some sort of love charm (although I'm somewhat doubtful as to it's efficacy when ever any chap lays eyes on it
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ecck! I'll pass, thank you very much. 
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh the good times they will have!
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lol A pair of bolt cutters look requisite before any sexual relations may commence here
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lol it kind of reminds me of a traditional door knocker  I wonder, does one have to knock before entering?
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lol The hygiene factors this brings up may mean that she will indeed require some of those pine fresheners
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Most of the women I know like the fact that we get to walk around without something dangling between our legs
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No need to bring my cock ring as hers is built in. Not sure if I trust my penis with all the hanging wires though. But my balls hitting the monkey with the sunglasses? Now that would REALLY do it for me!
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lol She could also make use of this as a handy coat hanger holder for whenever she tries on new clothes in shops
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How does she have sex? Or maybe that's a female chastity device and that is the guard at the door?
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lol I have visions of the poor little man/monkey on this holding on for dear life as the magnetic rays pull him to his doom
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I'm not sure which is more effective, it's design in sealing the vagina shut or else the sheer sight of it putting men off of sex
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Where's her hoo hoo MGC? I just don't see where the boy parts would go. I'm so confused. 
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Wonder if she would set off the alarms at the airport?
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another one what makes me say WTF????? no way would i want that lot wedged between my legs lol big hugs xoxoxoxo
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