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A look into my mind PT 2  

IrishScott117 37M
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12/31/2009 1:15 am
A look into my mind PT 2

good morning all my faithful listeners, it is another shitty day in hell wont you join me for a little fireside chat.

let us begin

OK does everyone remember what i last spoke of in yesterdays heart raising episode,(you should have been talking notes people there is going to be a quiz on this later) yes you in the back that raised his hand, i talked about my evil ex and why nerds get passed over.

Well tonight i went to ihop here in my lovely doorstep to hell Abilene and what do i see sat ever so sexy like next to me the most amazing knock my little Irish peepers have seen in along time she a had short blond hair a rack that could knock you down if you got to close and a little waist and a big ass i was enjoying her image there and you will never guess who she was eating with a giant bald fuck stick that had to been her husband.

real bad boy type thought he was biker more like a very over spoken dick bag Jesus, i wish it was back in the old days where if i was to go over there and kick his fucking ass she would have thought i was the hottest thing that walked(this is extra credit and the answer is i am the hottest thing that walks i fucking sizzle. oh yeah)

but that is not the cases boys and girls oh no, see my little nerd ass just sat there eating my Colorado omelet, mutter to myself in true nerd fashion on hew much of a<b> cock </font></b>sucker that guy is and how i wish i had a woman like that. then like a kick in the balls from a strong dwarf it hit i know what i want, (well for now anyway) i want a girl that is so hot and so amazing that when she walks into a room i want other men to shit there fucking pants(talking like how a rhino dumps here) and when i walk into the room and she gives me that i love the way you fuck me smile there fucking heads explode(like a snipers bullet hitting a watermelon), a woman so hot that when i go to all con and other conventions she wears a slave Leia outfit and guys get boners off her shadow.

now boys and girls i understand what you are saying, but all mighty great one if she is so hot wont you have to always be buying her nice things and keep her happy with money from your wallet to keep her happy. my answer (also on the test) no because she will be just as much a nerd as me.

and yes to answer you question crazy emo , i would most certainly have to constantly have to be telling meat heads to keep there fucking dick skinners off my ladies may west like figure(she had boobs so big that in WWII the paratroopers would call there inflatable life vest a may west) and here is the punch in the mouth me getting in there face gets her all hot and bothered and then she wants to go home and dress like Jessica rabbit( to whom she could be called her twin sister) and fuck like sexed up animals.

however this is when i noticed that the semi toothless waiter that has smoked so much meth that his idea of a good time is putting marbles up his crack sisters nasty rotten vagina and betting his friends how many steps she takes before they all come shooting out, is standing there asking me if i want more coffee.(what i really wanted to see after that beautiful thought, and yes if my cup is empty meth head then yes i want more fucking coffee,fuck!)

i also then noticed that my pipe dream was never going to happen because such women only occur once every 3000 years and i was born 2999 years to early(damn my bad fucking luck and to think i am Irish we are supposed to be lucky not this mother fucker i must be defective)

so my most wonderful students and the fat in the center row eating your own boogers(yes i can see you fatty) be on the look out for my lady of fiction, if you happen to see her please don't point her my way. jump on her brand her ass with my name and bring her to me for extra credit and a passing grade.

well that concludes tonight's episode, tune in again at that same bat time on that same bat channel. because if you don't midgets dressed as scary clowns will come to your house and piss on you.

IrishScott117 37M

12/31/2009 9:57 am

 there are so many ways i could take that lol


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