Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
| Blogs > bandjhot2 > More Pricks than Kicks.... |
Order/Chaos....
|
Order/Chaos.... I have been doing hot yoga classes in Santa Rosa for a week and a half and have lost 8 lbs. My wife is impressed. She watches me shave my dick.... "Now that you've lost a few lbs your wang looks bigger...," she says.... "I think it's a combination of shaving it as well as losing weight...," I say. "And did the word 'wang' just come out of your mouth...?" "'Wang' did indeed come out of my mouth...," says J. "Hmpf hmpf...," I snicker. The snickering is unfortunate. I am shaving my balls and all the "hmpfing" makes me nick my<b> scrotum. </font></b>Blood drips down my thigh and onto the bathroom floor. We are out of bandages. J presses some toilet paper onto the cut and straps a large piece of orange duct tape over it to keep it in place. My balls look like a tangerine.... I get dressed and go outside. It is another beautiful day in Northern California. The mulberry trees, the persimmon, the peach, pomegranate, even the fig tree look spectacular. The fruit trees are the star attractions in the yard. The world is all discursive-- a verdant riot of order.... I decide to spend the day weed eating.... |
Become a member to create a blog
