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Tom's Scrotum - Good Story For The Year
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Tom's Scrotum - Good Story For The Year  The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife. The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his<b> scrotum </font></b>was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the ," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation ringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom. "Now", she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his<b> scrotum </font></b>should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife, the word is STERNUM." |
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Quite different - who announces such in detail in church anyway. Poor lady - great embarassment.
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That was me wincing too. Great punchline. take time to verify exactly what was 'wrong' with hubby.
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I had too get a delicate opertion done. Now I only have one nut left but it seems to working fine.  holds for us.
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OMG.   spread like wildfire had the husband not been there to correct the 'speel'.
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Could happen to anyone if they don't listen good and make sure what the doctor or individual is actually sayin is wrong. It is going to be Easter in a day or so. Had planned on going to Lake and enjoying the water and sun, but now weatherman is saying it is going to rain, So, who knows.
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I had too get a delicate opertion done. Now I only have one nut left but it seems to working fine. This is not meant to offend any one in any way.     
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OMG. WELCOME ON MY BLOG [blog bengl66]
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Glad you liked it...still funny reading it..enjoy your day..  Have a good day.
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lmao sh tsdf
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Can't you just picture his embarrassment!!!!
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That was me wincing too. Great punchline.
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Glad you liked it...still funny reading it..enjoy your day..
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lmao sh tsdf
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Can't you just picture his embarrassment!!!! ~~Anais Nin~~
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