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Channeling DeMille
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Channeling DeMille I�m not sure I ever watched a porno until I was in my 20�s. I honestly never thought about it. In my youth such things were �guy� things and<b> pornography </font></b>existed solely for men�s pleasure. I thought Playgirl was a joke and was headed for bankruptcy because nobody would ever buy it and I�d never heard of anyone owning one. Now I am at the other end of the spectrum. Videos and I are now the best of friends. I won�t say I peruse the video files of Affairlook every day but almost... So I thought I would share with you what I seek when enjoying videos. 1.If you are using a webcam, I�m probably going to skip you. HQ video is the way to go. Webcam is great for slow moving items or stills but when the movement picks up speed the video is either blurry or skips. You wouldn�t want me to miss the best part would you? 2.Sound, there must be sound. I have to hear the excitement and the grunts (if there are any). I�ve enjoyed some where the subject was speaking to an imaginary person, that doesn�t bother me. But please no music or background people talking (unless they are having sex too) and please mute the TV! The last thing I want to hear when you are jacking off is the theme to Gilligan�s Island in the background! If you have a porno playing keep the volume low, I�d much rather hear you than a video. 3.Use a tripod or an extra person. There is nothing like a jittery video because some guy is holding it up to his eye while fucking a girl from behind. When he really gets going he�s no longer paying attention to where he�s aiming. If I�m not the one under you I don�t need to be staring at your ceiling! 4.If your video is of you jacking off, anything less than a minute isn�t long enough and once you hit three minutes you�ve got unnecessary fluff. I don�t need to see you go from completely soft all the way to orgasm. Make yourself hard before you start please. 5. If you are jacking off for the camera and using lube, keep it nearby. It gets annoying if you stop, get up and reach for it. I don�t really have a need to see your armpit. 6.Would love to see a good portion of your torso in the frame. Yes I like close ups of your cock too but orgasm is a fully body experience, I want to see your body and your cock experience it. 7.If your video is of a couple don�t spend so much time posing each other for the camera. Know the best angle before you start. When you pause to adjust, it ruins the flow. 8.If there is anal penetration (or the suggestion of it) I�m clicking away but that�s just me. I don�t expect you to make a video just for me but if I�m providing a list of what I like and don�t like I have to include this. 9. If you end up with several videos may I suggest not downloading them all on the same day? It might get you more views if you download one per day (or every other day). They might all be great but when looking at the search selection I�m likely to skip you if I�ve already seen one of yours that day. I like to be an equal opportunity viewer I guess. 10.If you are a couple I want to know that your woman is into it too. Making her be completely still while you pound her makes me think of a blow up doll. Women who enjoy sex show it in their movements and sounds � let her express that. On the other side of that is the /fake moaner woman. Yeah I can tell those too. There�s a reason I prefer real videos. I know full well that I am only referring to what I enjoy. I don�t pretend to speak for other women as they can speak for themselves. Now who wants to feed my addiction? Hear my brain work when you check out the Cricket's Chirp |
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I take it I am meant to refer to this list when I make my video? That can be arranged but I may have to humbly ask you for a whack off video too   All are welcome to an audience with The Magnificent One oldirtybacchus
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very good! but now that i can't view vids anymore  .. i'll not know if your suggestions worked.. surely you'll keep me informed  Respond to every call that excites Your Spirit ~Rumi  ..
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I seek most of what you are seeking from the female vidoes....i watch.... I would add one more.....get naked! Geez if you are doing it why not take off the bra? Or better yet if you are braless and pantiless why wear something around your stomach? Click Here To Read A Hot Erotic Story: When A Woman Meets A Stranger Part 1 of 4
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If I could I'd cover my stomach. I've got the map of motherhood on there and I don't find it the least bit sexy. Of course I assume others won't either. I don't cover my stomach with clothing in videos though as that just doesn't seem right. Instead I assure camera angle or lighting minimizes the areas of myself that I don't find appealing if at all possible. Become a member to create a blog
