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Blogs > ThomBombadil > Vs. The World.

Dude Manrod's Manly Tips For Small Weiners  

ThomBombadil 40M
333 posts
8/26/2010 11:54 am
Dude Manrod's Manly Tips For Small Weiners
Hey Dude,
I've got a small wiener. Does that really matter?

-Ted in Reno

More than life itself!

A small penis- now that's a freakish deformity! Like, red hair. Or an extra row of teeth. It amazes me that you would announce that on a public blog. YOU'RE STUPID!

But you can minimise the shame. First off, stop calling it a "wiener". A wiener is tiny by implication. But your Wang Muscle? That's immense. A Dong? Hell. A Dong sounds fucking unstoppable!

Or you can try giving your Manstaff an awesome nickname! Something manly, like your "Nunchuck" or your "Lightsaber", or my personal favorite- "The One Thing To Rule Them All".

Protip: You can also use real people from history as well. No one's gonna question the size of your "Ivan the Terrible" or your "SOLOVAR, KING OF GORILLA CITY!!".

Woah. All this penis talk is making me sick...

I'm done here, fuck you.

SEE YOU DUMBASSES NEXT TIME FOR DUDE MANROD'S MANLY TIPS FOR DUDENESS!


"Everything in moderation, including moderation"
- Oscar Wilde
ThomBombadil 40M
669 posts
8/26/2010 11:56 am

 One thing to rule them all; one thing to find them
One thing to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

-The inscription on my One Thing To Rule Them All.
"Everything in moderation, including moderation"
- Oscar Wilde


ecugurl05 38F
Ask me for a photo

8/26/2010 1:02 pm

 HAHAHA. Does size matter? Or is it the motion of the ocean?


ThomBombadil 40M
669 posts
8/26/2010 1:34 pm

 ecu- Oh, size does matter. Totally.

DG- what's even more impressive is to see it written in Elvish. WOWZA!
"Everything in moderation, including moderation"
- Oscar Wilde


ArtemisJ 50F
8630 posts
8/26/2010 5:50 pm
    Quoting ThomBombadil:
    One thing to rule them all; one thing to find them
    One thing to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

    -The inscription on my One Thing To Rule Them All.
Go back to Mordor.
ArtemisJ is Keeping It Real


ArtemisJ 50F
8630 posts
8/26/2010 5:51 pm
    Quoting  :
I like that!

I am a fan of the above average man, I am not gonna lie - but I totally am loving this expression.
ArtemisJ is Keeping It Real


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
9/3/2010 6:10 am

 just love the picture...omg...now that's sizable...


stormyroses 40F
1620 posts
9/19/2010 9:56 pm

 One Thing To Rule Them All.

I think I love you.

Aaaaaand stormyroses finds another blog to watch...this is turning out to be a very productive day already, and it's not even 6am.
Do not seek an external refuge, but be a light unto yourself.

"Be the change you want to see."

HalfNekkid Wednesday Peekaboo


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