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I have a new guilty pleasure.....not exactly what you think
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I have a new guilty pleasure.....not exactly what you think Perving another of my favorite kink sites, someone posted a link to a CL ad that appears on their "best of" section. Why hasn't anyone ever told me about this?? I have been laughing my ass off for the last half hour. Because I can sometimes be the grammar police, I so totally agree with this posting that was amazingly titled "Sex and Periods" Ahhh, Sunday morning - my favorite time of the week. The house is quiet; the coffee is brewing; and I'm sitting in front of my computer anticipating another one of life's wonderful little pleasures: perusing Craigslist's Casual Encounters. There is nothing quite as satisfying (and, dare I say, stimulating?) as scrolling through the smorgasbord of sexual delights that is offered free-of-charge via Craig's Online Hook-Up Service. But, lately, I've been having a problem with periods. Yeah, periods. Now, normally 'periods' and 'sex' are not something that most people want to talk about - at least NOT in the same sentence - but I think that the time has come for us to open up, and to admit that maybe there IS a place where periods and sex can coexist. Take the following post, for example: "lookin 4 a guy who is hott ready to have fun and get me off not just sex but mentally as well be cute or dont aply be with in my age younger is ok and will consider a suga daddy!!! have fun good luck" This sounds great...doesn't it? (I'm hott, cute, and would be a good suga daddy!) But what about her periods? Is she old enough to have periods? Is she missing her periods? Maybe she's too embarrassed to include periods in her posting. This has got to stop! There is no reason why women can't use periods in their postings when they are offering sex. It's natural; it's normal; people will understand; and, frankly, it just makes sense. Why should women be embarrassed about periods, or be afraid to use them in their postings? Sure, sometimes periods are a pain, sometimes they can be an inconvenience, and sometimes it's just easier to skip them, but there is no reason why sex and periods can't go together. I enjoy my Sunday-morning trolling, but I'll take my sex with periods (and exclamation marks!)...anytime. Period. Why couldn't I have thought of this? Luox |
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Cumming from a fellow grammar (and punctuation) NAZI, That's awesome  I may just steal it. Hey, I never said I was all SS about plagiarism. 
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Now if you really want talk about sex on the rag... ask me sometime 
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Ben, it isn't mine for you to steal from...hell, I borrowed it! As far as Red-winging, that is really at the bottom end of the totem pole, I prefer not to do it, but if the mood hits, I have engaged in it.
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Red-winging. That's a new one. Never heard that. I'll jot it down in my little book of filth. As for "Painting the Town Red" (one for you  ), In my early days, when I was a walking totem pole in need of it smoked, periods were not even commas to me. Sex in Technicolor, I say! 
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7/28/2011 10:08 pm |
i thought craigs list took off the casual encounters off its category selection ,,, am i wrong?
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Bigsalami, when I look at CL, causal encounters comes up in the main list. And where have you been? I miss chatting with you.
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8/4/2011 5:50 pm |
this was hilarious !
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 I love the play on words
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That was funny. I loved it Luox.. Keep on putting them out.   Tangie247 
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