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STOP PRESS: THE LATEST IN OFFICE CHAIR NEWS
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STOP PRESS: THE LATEST IN OFFICE CHAIR NEWS   As a regular subscriber to the Office Chair News magazine, published every month, I was fascinated with two snippets of news in the magazine’s latest edition. The first bit of office chair news I want to share with you is that there is an annual World Championship Office Chair Race. The races are keenly contested; race participants must wear helmets and knee pads to race. It won’t be long before office chair racing is a recognised Olympic sport and office chair racers are regularly tested for using Tipp-Ex, a proven performance-enhancing drug! The second piece of news is that the Office Chair Appreciation Society, which publishes Office Chair News, has just issued a guide to safely having sex over an office chair - see below. As an office chair fan (not yet quite a fanatic), I tried to follow the step-by-step guide in having sex with my girlfriend over an office chair. We failed to have sex following this authoritative guide. The problem, I think, is that the design of office chairs has become very complicated for allegedly ergonomic reasons. They are so many handles and knobs, never mind the swivels, making it very difficult to have safe sex over an office chair. I think the Office Chair Appreciation Society’s guide on how to have sex over an office chair is aimed at geeks and nerds and not fans like me! So here’s my simple guide to heterosexual office chair sex: 1. An old-fashioned chair - no knobs, handles and castors - should be used 2. The man sits on the office chair 3. The woman sits on the man 4. The couple then have sex cowgirl-style That’s simple. Why does life get so complicated? And don’t get me on television remote controls; it’s often easy to get up and push the knobs on the television to turn the television on, switch television channels and change the television settings than fathoming out the zapper! Do you have a fancy office chair in your home? Have you ever had sex over an office chair? When was the last time you had sex in the workplace? I have a theory why office chairs are so complicated; they’re over-engineered because the onus is then put on the office chair user rather than the supplier or employer. If your back is done in or your arms get strained while sitting in a fancy office chair, it’s our fault for not setting up the office chair correctly!   |
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My office chair, which I'm sitting in now, just swivels; it makes it easy for me to use my computer while drinking a glass of wine!  
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i prefer a chair without arms so mine works just fine for sex. oh and btw, mine has a brake to stop it moving, isn't that dandy? OSHA suggests a minimum of 5 legs. i concur. less and you're likely to end up in the ortho ward. ps. my library chairs at the DR table are much sturdier and while they don't swivel, and can't be pushed easily from room to room, they are fomidably strong. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Do you have a fancy office chair in your home? I would call it semi-fancy Have you ever had sex over an office chair? Not over that chair. When was the last time you had sex in the workplace? Mid-80s - not my office. Will office chair racing require: - Fire suit of Business suit? - some sort of license? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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No office chairs here....and I have never had sex in the workplace.....my Dad always said never to mix business with pleasure!!! ~~Anais Nin~~
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Do you have a fancy office chair in your home? 3 Have you ever had sex over an office chair?NO! When was the last time you had sex in the workplace? Never!
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I do have one chair I could use but with no wheels on it. No sex in the work place sorry to disappoint you spunky. Soon as you mix business with pleasure your doomed in a working relationship with your co worker hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Do you have a fancy office chair in your home? Yes Have you ever had sex over an office chair? No When was the last time you had sex in the workplace? 2 years ago Do you know that the word "chair" mean "flesh" in french ? Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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Do you have a fancy office chair in your home? It's got some fancy stains on it Have you ever had sex over an office chair? Yes, but just me, with people watching in Windows, When was the last time you had sex in the workplace? Pass! Orifice chairs: Chairs with holes in them. Offhisface chairs: Chairs for drunks. 
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who knew office chairs could be so fun! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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Do you have a fancy office chair in your home? No, all are very utilitarian Have you ever had sex over an office chair? Yes, many years ago [image] When was the last time you had sex in the workplace?Since I am retired, it has been many years
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1. Nope. 2. Nope. 3. Oh, maybe 8 years ago......... That chair in the first photo is exactly the one I have, but I rarely sit in it these days......... Have you ever farted in your office chair, then someone comes into your office and you have nowhere to hide?  
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i prefer a chair without arms so mine works just fine for sex. oh and btw, mine has a brake to stop it moving, isn't that dandy? OSHA suggests a minimum of 5 legs. i concur. less and you're likely to end up in the ortho ward. ps. my library chairs at the DR table are much sturdier and while they don't swivel, and can't be pushed easily from room to room, they are fomidably strong.
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Do you have a fancy office chair in your home? I would call it semi-fancy Have you ever had sex over an office chair? Not over that chair. When was the last time you had sex in the workplace? Mid-80s - not my office. Will office chair racing require: - Fire suit of Business suit? - some sort of license?
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No office chairs here....and I have never had sex in the workplace.....my Dad always said never to mix business with pleasure!!!
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Do you have a fancy office chair in your home? 3 Have you ever had sex over an office chair?NO! When was the last time you had sex in the workplace? Never!
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I do have one chair I could use but with no wheels on it. No sex in the work place sorry to disappoint you spunky. Soon as you mix business with pleasure your doomed in a working relationship with your co worker hugs V
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A swivel chair is essential for attending to important computer duties while drinking a glass of wine!
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Do you have a fancy office chair in your home? Yes Have you ever had sex over an office chair? No When was the last time you had sex in the workplace? 2 years ago Do you know that the word "chair" mean "flesh" in french ?
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Do you have a fancy office chair in your home? I don't know how fancy it is, it swivels and has a knob to recline. Have you ever had sex over an office chair? if oral sex counts then yes When was the last time you had sex in the workplace? never ever
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OH heavens no, not another tour de something or other! We'll never hear the end of it will we! [image]
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Do you have a fancy office chair in your home? It's got some fancy stains on it Have you ever had sex over an office chair? Yes, but just me, with people watching in Windows, When was the last time you had sex in the workplace? Pass! Orifice chairs: Chairs with holes in them. Offhisface chairs: Chairs for drunks.
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who knew office chairs could be so fun!
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Do you have a fancy office chair in your home? No, all are very utilitarian Have you ever had sex over an office chair? Yes, many years ago [image] When was the last time you had sex in the workplace?Since I am retired, it has been many years
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1. Nope. 2. Nope. 3. Oh, maybe 8 years ago......... That chair in the first photo is exactly the one I have, but I rarely sit in it these days......... Have you ever farted in your office chair, then someone comes into your office and you have nowhere to hide?
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I''m trying to work out why you have three fancy office cjhairs and there's only two of you ... or is there a threesome involved in this set-up?!
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