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FUNNY TRACTORS
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FUNNY TRACTORS   Here are five tractor jokes: 1. My best friend’s girlfriend sent my best friend a John Deere letter after dumping him for a tractor salesman. 2. There’s a new reality television programme for former farmers. It’s called X-Tractor. 3. When is a tractor not a tractor? When the tractor turns into a field. 4. Another friend of mine rented a tractor but got well ripped off. I don’t think he should have gone to a contractor. 5. What do you call someone who used to like and collect tractors? An extractor fan. Have you ever driven a tractor? As a farmer’s , I’ve driven many a tractor. I loved driving a tractor; a tractor may be slow on the road but no one messes with you!   |
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I mainly drove Massey Ferguson tractors on my Dad's farm.  [image]
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Bonjour Spunky Les blagues sont incompréhensible dans la traduction française J'ai déjà conduit un tracteur avec sa remorque un été sur les plages d'Agde pour ramasser les sacs poubelles Il me fallait faire attention de ne pas écraser les dormeurs qui passaient la nuit sur la plage ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky The jokes are incomprehensible in the French translation I have already driven a tractor with its trailer one summer on the beaches of Agde to pick up garbage bags I had to be careful not to crush the sleepers who spent the night on the beach ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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Have you ever driven a tractor? No, but I like what the lady wearing the fedora has between her legs. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Those are some really corny jokes lol!!!  Although my driving licence allows me to drive a tractor I have never driven one. ~~Anais Nin~~
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spent summers on farms so yup. and way way before I was of legal age. that's the real joy of it..........winks. and being so high off the ground. we'd use patched up tractor tubes for swimming. could fit 4 when you're little. I still like the red ones best. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Funny tractor jokes thanks for the laughs, have a great weekend.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Hi Spunky yes I have been on a tractor when I was a kid. Lots of fun. Your jokes are full of laughs today. Hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I have never driven a tractor...but I want too! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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Have you ever driven a tractor? As a farm boy, way too much. It was always more fun though when the girls helped [image]
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I remember a couple times back when I was a teenager moving a tractor a couple times but it wasn't far so I wouldn't call it driving. Vive La Difference
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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field! What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? A transfarmer. 
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What a pity I can not enjoy all the jokes. I would gladly drive the last tractor even though I'm not sure I did not have an accident. Here is my little Massey Ferguson. [image] Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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Nope, but I would love to!
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My farmer Dad tried hard not to buy a John Deere tractor because it's American made but he eventually succumbed! 
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I like this picture
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Bonjour Spunky Les blagues sont incompréhensible dans la traduction française J'ai déjà conduit un tracteur avec sa remorque un été sur les plages d'Agde pour ramasser les sacs poubelles Il me fallait faire attention de ne pas écraser les dormeurs qui passaient la nuit sur la plage ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky The jokes are incomprehensible in the French translation I have already driven a tractor with its trailer one summer on the beaches of Agde to pick up garbage bags I had to be careful not to crush the sleepers who spent the night on the beach ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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I'm pleased you are a tractorphile! Thanks for popping in.
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I should say NOT! I have seen a tractor though and that's close enough for me, actually had a very close call on a very narrow road in Wales as a tractor passed while we were walking there with the baby. The tractor took up the entire lane and we had to lean into the bank on the side of the road for him to squeeze by, he probably should have stopped and let us squeeze by him but he traveled that road daily and we did not and I am not entirely certain he even saw us. So no, I don't wish to get up close and personal with a tractor any time soon.
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Have you ever driven a tractor? No, but I like what the lady wearing the fedora has between her legs.
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Those are some really corny jokes lol!!! Although my driving licence allows me to drive a tractor I have never driven one.
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spent summers on farms so yup. and way way before I was of legal age. that's the real joy of it..........winks. and being so high off the ground. we'd use patched up tractor tubes for swimming. could fit 4 when you're little. I still like the red ones best.
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Funny tractor jokes thanks for the laughs, have a great weekend..
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Hi Spunky yes I have been on a tractor when I was a kid. Lots of fun. Your jokes are full of laughs today. Hugs V
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I have never driven a tractor...but I want too!
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Have you ever driven a tractor? As a farm boy, way too much. It was always more fun though when the girls helped [image]
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