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HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR BED WARM?
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HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR BED WARM?    "I am the world’s first professional bed warmer," Viktoria Ivachyova recently announced to Russian reporters, "and I’m filling a gap in the market, because nobody likes getting into cold sheets at night." The twenty-one year old Moscow woman offers to lie in your bed for 4,900 rubles (about £65 or $82) for an hour before your bedtime. Or you can pay her 102,700 rubles (about £1,350 or $1,700) to come in to your home every night for a month. "I lie in the bed in my pyjamas, and allow the to enter the room while I’m lying there," Viktoria Ivachyova added, "I’m a great listener, and enjoy listening to men talk about their problems." "There’s just one rule - no physical contact! I always carry a panic alarm, just in case a gets the wrong impression." Business is so good that Viktoria Ivachyova is now looking to hire more women as professional bed warmers. How do you warm up your bed? Would you ever consider using the services of a professional bed warmer? I’ve used many types of bed warmers, ranging from a hot water bottle to an electric blanket and from pyjamas to extra bedding. At boarding school, because there was no heating, I had to put on extra clothes before going to bed in the winter! Nowadays my bed warmer is my girlfriend! If I did need a bed warmer, I wouldn’t pay lots of rubles for a professional bed warmer but I would pay a few dollars to buy a Jayne Mansfield hot water bottle to keep warm during those cold nights.    |
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Here's Jayne Mansfield, the classic bed warmer!   [image]
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Oh no, i'll never pay for that. Sometimes, my cat do the job Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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LOL...I wouldn't pay anyone to warm my bed....I actually like cool crisp sheets. In the Winter I succumb to an electric blanket....in the Summer I like cool sheets.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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6/16/2017 12:32 pm |
I just throw it outside , it s going to be 113 degrees F. today and bring it in about 4 mins later. LOL face piles of trials with smiles.. MOODY BLUES please feel free to visit my blog happy blogging
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I warm up my bed with hot wax, but that's me.
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I do not have a bed warmer at the mo, but luckily where I live, it is all inclusive. So if I can not keep the bed warm, I keep the room at "pleasant hot" I would not use the services of a pro for warming my bed, but amateurs are most welcome! Also, this seems a nice job, so please forward details of any prospective employers, if you know any, in the private sector, of course, as I can not go corporate yet, with just one of me! Now goes to the coins collection jar, looking to count the rubles ...
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I'm not saying I'd kick Jayne Mansfield out of bed but..... well, yes I am saying that. Suuuuuure there's no touching. That's only permissible if the bed owner upgrades to the next level of "warming" and it costs a whole lot more than talking.  My dog does a damn fine job of pre-warming the bed and doesn't even mind when I boot him off!
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How do you warm up your bed? I don't Would you ever consider using the services of a professional bed warmer? If she were on this site and had the initials KF - YES  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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not so sure I believe Viktoria but that being said, I have a dog. he's very toasty. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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I don't want a warm bed.....it warms up fine with with "hot" body! 
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How do you warm up your bed? By sliding my behind in and pulling the covers up around my neck. Would you ever consider using the services of a professional bed warmer? Maybe if I won the lottery but I suspect I wouldn't need to hire someone for that then. Vive La Difference
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I do have a cat, but he only likes one corner of the bed.  Sounds like a pretty silly job. .. But if you can find people to pay that, it is a novel way to make money. Does she change clothes while she's there? .. Could be interesting to the neighbors to see a lady leave in her pajamas every night, after only staying an hour.
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How do you warm up your bed? Generally a FWB [image] Would you ever consider using the services of a professional bed warmer? No I prefer amateur help
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Electric blanket in the winter time.. I rather have some real help in keeping it warm hugssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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No I would not hire a pro to warm my bed- I like my men "real". Besides that I am a confessed sheet snob and cool sheets are lovely. I can always find flannel ones in the winter (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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1. Kinda obvious for me really - I fart! 2. I am a professional bed farter/warmer, no need to hire another one!!
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Well, she certainly beats my hot water bottle  
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Oh no, i'll never pay for that. Sometimes, my cat do the job
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LOL...I wouldn't pay anyone to warm my bed....I actually like cool crisp sheets. In the Winter I succumb to an electric blanket....in the Summer I like cool sheets.
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I just throw it outside , it s going to be 113 degrees F. today and bring it in about 4 mins later. LOL
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pues con alguien como tu ummm no solo caliente, sino muy caliente bb
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pagar por una cama asi? jajajaja me dio risa esta publicación
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I warm up my bed with hot wax, but that's me.
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I do not have a bed warmer at the mo, but luckily where I live, it is all inclusive. So if I can not keep the bed warm, I keep the room at "pleasant hot" I would not use the services of a pro for warming my bed, but amateurs are most welcome! Also, this seems a nice job, so please forward details of any prospective employers, if you know any, in the private sector, of course, as I can not go corporate yet, with just one of me! Now goes to the coins collection jar, looking to count the rubles ...
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