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THE MAGNIFICENTLY RUDE MAP OF THE WORLD AND ASTONISHINGLY REAL PLACE NAMES
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THE MAGNIFICENTLY RUDE MAP OF THE WORLD AND ASTONISHINGLY REAL PLACE NAMES  Following its top-selling publication of the Marvellous Map of Great British Place Names, the UK map-makers Strumpshaw, Tincleton & Gigglesworth has just published the Magnificently Rude Map of the World and Astonishingly Real Place Names. Given that the map above is probably barely readable, here’s a brief whirlwind guide to the rude place names that can be found in the world. Starting here in the UK, you can visit Butthole Lane, Golden Balls, Lickham Bottom, Muff, Shitterton, Slap Bottom, Tickle Cock Bridge and Twatt. Incredibly there are no rude places to frequent in Ireland! Moving across the Channel into Europe, there's Anus, Arse, Brest, Pissy and Pussy to see in France. Elsewhere in Europe, Arsoll, Clit, Bastardo, Bendova, Buggerru, Grand Sex, Horny, Middelfart, Minge, Pis, Poo, Rectum, Titz, Urin and Wank are surely worth a visit. Travelling eastwards into Asia, there’s Urin and Vagina in Russia, Bum and Cunt in Turkey, Ars and Shit in Iran, Cumbum and Poo in India, Fuku and Sexi in China, Kinki Expressway and Shite in Japan, Bangkok and Phuket in Thailand, Bum Bum Island and Semen in Indonesia, and Bollock and Sexmoan in The Philippines to visit. In Australia, there’s Break Wind Reserve, Curly Dick Road, Hungry Knob, Mount Buggery and Prominent Nob. There are a lot of nobs in Australia! Not to be outdone, New Zealand has Bonar Knob, Bowels of the Earth and Nervous Knob. It seems there are lots of nobs in New Zealand too! Moving to Africa, Dik, Dildo, Fuka, Kunting, Pee, Shit, Tit and Wankie are all on the tourist trail. Across the Atlantic Ocean and In South America, there’s Sexy, Shagnasty Island and Varginha for sightseers. In Central America, there’s Little Dix, Pis Pis River and Poop for travellers. In America, they have Ballplay, Beaverlick, Climax, Dickshooter, Felch, Horneytown, Intercourse, Mianus, New Erection and Spunky Puddle. And in Canada, the world’s most perverted country, there’s Backside of Hell Cove, Bare Bum Pond, Bastard, Big Beaver, Climax, Lake Minnewanka, Prince Albert, Sexsmith, Shitagoo Lake and Witches’ Tits to sample. What rude place would you most like to visit? I’m tempted to do a worldwide tour and put Tickle Cock Bridge, Bendova, Bum Bum Island, Hungry Knob, Fuka, Shagnasty Island, Spunky Puddle and Bare Bum Pond on my travel itinerary. I shouldn’t mock these place names as the place where I live, Nottingham, is named after a Saxon Chief called Snot. Nottingham was once known as Snotengaham, meaning the 'homestead of Snot'. It was only when the Vikings in 867 and later the Normans in 1086 took control of the city that the 'S' was dropped from Snottingham to become Nottingham! What’s the history behind the name of the place you live? Below is a photo of the Saxon Chief Snot when he was a baby!  |
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The map is not barely readable; it's totally unreadable. You can't buy a decent map nowadays!  
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The name of the village where i live means "Under the Wind" but in french of course. Please, tell me what is the rude meaning of Brest in english ???? There is a Condom in France too. Have a nice rude travel Spunky Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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Imagine sending postcards home from some of those places....it would cause an uproar!!!  As you know, I live in Dublin and the name Dublin comes from the Gaelic dubh linn or “black pool” - where the Poddle stream met the River Liffey to form a deep pool at Dublin Castle. The city's modern name in Irish is Baile Áth Cliath – which means the “town of the ford of the hurdles”. ~~Anais Nin~~
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1. Knoblick, Utah.........seriously! 2. Something to do with some Northumberland Kind, Edward or Edwin, cannae remember. But nothing particularly rude! ps - Jezza done good, though I'm sure the hag will still have a large majority. Funny how the right wing media barons just couldn't hide the truth........ The real problem though is that when Trezza gets sacked we've Rudd or Johnson.............
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What’s the history behind the name of the place you live? Cottonwood, named after the trees around here. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Well there's Blue Ball not that far away in Pennsylvania... that's not really that rude however. Maybe it's ruder when you consider it's not all that far from Intercourse.  in Delaware it seems like all the towns are named after other towns... New Castle, Lewes, Dover, Wimington... Even our counties are Kent, Sussex and New Castle. We're quite unoriginal!
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Bonjour Spunky Il y a aussi le village de Montcuq "mon cul " Agde s'appelais au temps des grecs Αγαθή Τύχη Agathé Tyché " La bonne fortune " ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky There is also the village of Montcuq "my ass" Agde was called in the time of the Greek Αγαθή Τύχη Agathe Tyche "The good fortune" ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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I live in Victoria name after your Queen I am guessing,. That map is so small I can't read it sorry hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Love the geography lessons! How could you leave out Fucking, Austria, Fucking is most famous for its four traffic signs with its name on them... As for where I live, years ago when I arrived in the country, with my heavy Greek accent, walked up to a taxi driver outside the airport and said HHHello. He said, jump in I take you!
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Tongue in the Scottish Highlands is quite popular.
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What rude place would you most like to visit? I visit Intercourse as often as I can What’s the history behind the name of the place you live? It is a former sanatorium
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Spunky! you have a place in America with your handle........you must visit. i had a nephew that would not blow his nose when he was little. His nose bubbles were quite extraordinary You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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There is Marrowbone Tennessee, Mosquitoville, Vermont, Oatmeal Texas, Paw Paw, Virginia( I'd love some pawing), Pee Pee, Ohio , Protection Kansas, Spread Eagle Wisconsin, Two Egg Florida{ on route 69 }, Virgin Utah { not likely with all the multiple wifery } And then Oregon has Wankers Corner Arkansas has Toad Suck California has Shafter and Woody Colorado( my home state has Beaver Creek) Idaho has Cream Can Junction  amp;Massachusetts has Mashpee and Woods Hole Portland Maine used to be called Machigonne ( great neck) when the Algonquins inhabited the peninsula And that's pretty close to the end of my mapping Thanks for a fun post (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I would love to visit Climax, Missouri....wait I have been there! LOL! St. Louis....named after the French King who later was sainted.....Louis IX! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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I kept this from the newspaper when they did a spread (cough!) but I can't remember where I've put it! There are a couple of places in Dorset named; Piddlehinton and Piddletrenthide. 
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The name of the village where i live means "Under the Wind" but in french of course. Please, tell me what is the rude meaning of Brest in english ???? There is a Condom in France too. Have a nice rude travel Spunky
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Enjoy your travels. Just don't get stuck in Blue Ball Pennsylvania.
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Imagine sending postcards home from some of those places....it would cause an uproar!!! As you know, I live in Dublin and the name Dublin comes from the Gaelic dubh linn or “black pool” - where the Poddle stream met the River Liffey to form a deep pool at Dublin Castle. The city's modern name in Irish is Baile Áth Cliath – which means the “town of the ford of the hurdles”.
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1. Knoblick, Utah.........seriously! 2. Something to do with some Northumberland Kind, Edward or Edwin, cannae remember. But nothing particularly rude! ps - Jezza done good, though I'm sure the hag will still have a large majority. Funny how the right wing media barons just couldn't hide the truth........ The real problem though is that when Trezza gets sacked we've Rudd or Johnson............. A few weeks ago Tezza was going to win; she sort of did but now it's up for grabs and I hope Jezza takes this chance, as he did with the election, to get rid of the Tory bastards.
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What’s the history behind the name of the place you live? Cottonwood, named after the trees around here.
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Well there's Blue Ball not that far away in Pennsylvania... that's not really that rude however. Maybe it's ruder when you consider it's not all that far from Intercourse. in Delaware it seems like all the towns are named after other towns... New Castle, Lewes, Dover, Wimington... Even our counties are Kent, Sussex and New Castle. We're quite unoriginal! I was brought up in the village of Tilstock because it had stocks as a form of punishment, which was close to Whitchurch, which once had a white church.
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My balls have often been up a creek. Perhaps I should relocate!
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Bonjour Spunky Il y a aussi le village de Montcuq "mon cul " Agde s'appelais au temps des grecs Αγαθή Τύχη Agathé Tyché " La bonne fortune " ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky There is also the village of Montcuq "my ass" Agde was called in the time of the Greek Αγαθή Τύχη Agathe Tyche "The good fortune" ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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I live in Victoria name after your Queen I am guessing,. That map is so small I can't read it sorry hugs V
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Love the geography lessons! How could you leave out Fucking, Austria, Fucking is most famous for its four traffic signs with its name on them... As for where I live, years ago when I arrived in the country, with my heavy Greek accent, walked up to a taxi driver outside the airport and said HHHello. He said, jump in I take you! Where does that line come from?
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