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THE FASTEST MILKMAN IN THE WEST
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THE FASTEST MILKMAN IN THE WEST  I never liked Benny Hill even when chased by a posse of beautiful women; he was well behind the times during his times! In this dodgy era of the 1970s, I much preferred Dick Emery - "Ooh you are awful, but I like you"! Benny Hill’s 1971 hit song Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) was terrible even if a little catchy. The public school-educated David Cameron, the UK’s former Prime Minister, claimed on Radio 4’s Desert Island Discs that Benny Hill’s song was the only song he remembered the words of. Populism at its best! Not only did I like Benny Hill, I don’t like milk. Despite, and maybe because of, being a of a dairy farmer, I never enjoyed drinking milk. The smell and taste of milk is just vile. Until the 1980s, dairy farmers were paid more for their milk if it was creamy. My dad would do cream raids from his milk tank hoping that the local dairy’s testers wouldn’t visit on the day he did a cream raid. Now dairy farmers are paid more for milk with low cream content. And now dairy farmers are hardly paid the amount it costs to produce milk because supermarkets demand cheap milk. It’s difficult for farmers to negotiate with supermarkets over the price of their products - farmers aren’t collectively organised economically unlike supermarkets. My brother, who took over my Dad’s dairy farm, now sells his milk to a nearby Müller yogurt factory because he gets paid slightly over the market price for agreeing to supply milk on a long-term basis. Though I don’t like milk, I love coffee and I prefer coffee with milk. So I do drink milk, usually semi-skimmed because I’m a fat person wanting to come out! At home I make my coffee with milk whitener, Coffee-Mate, which probably has nothing to do with real milk! Did you like Benny Hill? Do you like milk? Andrew Ward has just written a book, No Milk Today, about the history of the milkman. In one chapter, he wrote about the notes people leave for their milkman. One note read, "Leave two pints today - please ring if note blows away". Another note to the milkman read, "Please do not leave milk at No 14 as he dead until further notice"!    |
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Did you like Benny Hill? Do you like milk? Yes, but not together. Benny Hill is more like bathtub gin than Kahlua. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I did like Benny but not as much at Monty.. we used to get him on PBS along with Monty at the time. now we only get the people that living in the castle back in the '20 and something else about a cop in Jamaica ... face piles of trials with smiles.. MOODY BLUES please feel free to visit my blog happy blogging
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Did you like Benny Hill? I am neutral, I have never seen his act (s) Do you like milk? Having grown up on a dairy farm also, I am on again, off again with milk
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My younger brother liked Benny Hill, I found his humor too juvenile. I remember milkmen. I like milk - preferably chocolate (and no, that's not a sexual declaration though I like that 'milk' too) [image] Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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My first memories of Benny Hill were not being allowed to watch it, because it was too dirty. I did not understand this. It was on PBS. PBS wouldn't show anything dirty, right?  Maybe I was just too young for the humor, but I didn't really get it even when I did watch it. .. When I was older, I got it but didn't really think it was all that funny. Being lactose intolerant, I have a sketchy relationship with milk.
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My mother watched Benny Hill religiously. I did not like his show. I much preferred "Monty Python's Flying Circus" and "Dr. Who". kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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I would say I liked some parts of Benny Hill at times. I don't like drinking milk but on the rare occasion that I eat cereal if I don't eat it dry I might have it in a bowl with milk. Vive La Difference
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I used to look forward to the Benny Hill show......and The Carry On Gang also! I like milk.....both white and brown!
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"No Milk to day " par Herman's Hermits est la chanson préféré de ma jeunesse Benny Hill, j'aimais assez surtout quand son pauvre petit souffre douleur chauve prenait des tapes sur la tête Je ne bois plus de lait aujourd'hui, mais il y a une époque où j'avais de terrible brûlure d'estomac, grâce aux litres de lait que j'ai bu maintenant je suis guéris ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ "No Milk to day" by Herman's Hermits is the favorite song of my youth Benny Hill, I liked enough especially when his poor little suffer bald pain took pats on his head I do not drink milk today, but there was a time when I had terrible heartburn, thanks to the liters of milk I drank now I am healed ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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I loved watching benny hill. it was so funny sometimes. I also love milk. I have cut way down on consumption though.
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As for Benny Hill I only saw it a few times- I am not too sure I got his juvenile humor. Now give me Mrs. Brown episodes that involved all sorts of ribald nukes Where I grew up the milk was delivered via the back alley that ran parallel to the street between the houses. By your back door there was a small door that opened into a box that had a door on the inside of the house.Voila- the milk box. He left the new milk and took the old rinsed empties and mom never had to get out of bed to answer the door. I loved it when the cream froze and pushed the paper stopper up about 2 inches. So did the cat Our dairy farmers have had "it bad" for years and have had to form coalitions to survive. And yes, I like milk and always have. This should have been posted Jan 11 NATIONAL MILK DAY (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Did you like Benny Hill? He was ok as an actor in Monty.. Do you like milk? Only when I use it in my coffee and cereal that is about it. hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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when I first moved to England and saw Mr. Hill, I thought everyone was nuts. not only was he not funny but he was stupid and annoying. and yet, everyone was laughing. I took it to be an "English" thing. I eventually found others who loathed him. it was comforting to find out I was not the only one. Monty Python helped knock him to the side and reveal the haters...grins. and milk is something tht goes on stuff but to just drink it for drinking it.....blech. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Benny Hill was on the third channel on Sunday night in France and I remember this simple and dynamic music. That seems so far away! I love milk when it became cheese. Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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I wasn't very fond of Dick Emery or Benny Hill. I preferred the likes of Dave Allen and the Goons. I don't like milk either....I take skimmed milk in my coffee. I do however still have a milkman.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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I did like Benny Hill...at the time. It's dated now though. I don't like drinking milk on the whole. Pasteurized is best. "...Ernie, I'll be 'appy if it comes up to me chest."  
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Did you like Benny Hill? When I just moved to an English speaking country, Benny Hill's show was one of those shows on TV when you didn't have to understand words and had a good laugh at the antics. It wasn't educational by any means but served well as a reason to laugh at the end of a hard day. Do you like milk? Yes, I love milk and always have. Chocolate milk is still one of my guilty pleasures. [image] Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I found Benny Hill annoying, even when I was a kid. Back then it was just his show, now cheap humor is the norm. Although I have a mild intolerance, I like milk a lot. When I treat myself to some I choose unhomogenized goat or buffalo milk. I prefer unpasteurized but that is harder to procure, where I live. Milk depends on the quality of animal feed. If you've tasted the milk of a single animal for an extended period of time you can discern where it's been grazing, bitter or sweet grass and depending on the season. Unfortunately most commercial milk is produced to bland specifications. And overwhelmingly the animals are force fed stuff which they are not intended by their physiology to consume.
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Did you like Benny Hill? Do you like milk? Yes, but not together. Benny Hill is more like bathtub gin than Kahlua.
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I did like Benny but not as much at Monty.. we used to get him on PBS along with Monty at the time. now we only get the people that living in the castle back in the '20 and something else about a cop in Jamaica ... Try Not Going Out for a British sitcom worth watching.
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Benny Hill and Dick Emery were old hat even as they started out! As a dairy farmer's son, our milkman was a lorry taking away the milk!
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Did you like Benny Hill? I am neutral, I have never seen his act (s) Do you like milk? Having grown up on a dairy farm also, I am on again, off again with milk
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My younger brother liked Benny Hill, I found his humor too juvenile. I remember milkmen. I like milk - preferably chocolate (and no, that's not a sexual declaration though I like that 'milk' too) [image] I don't lioke milk but I do like chocolate milk/. I love life's ironies!
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My first memories of Benny Hill were not being allowed to watch it, because it was too dirty. I did not understand this. It was on PBS. PBS wouldn't show anything dirty, right? Maybe I was just too young for the humor, but I didn't really get it even when I did watch it. .. When I was older, I got it but didn't really think it was all that funny. Being lactose intolerant, I have a sketchy relationship with milk.
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